TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[skelepun]

put me down for a slot, bud.

[selfimage]

More than happy to.
Any upfront requests?

[skelepun]

think i'll get a handle on the artist before i have you commit my wildest fantasies to canvas, my man.

what do ya write on your downtime?

[selfimage]

If you'd like, I can commission an oil painting of myself for the back cover along with a semi-accurate paragraph of my inspirations and life story.
But I'll humor you.
While I write, I'd consider myself more of a storyteller.

[skelepun]

you wouldn't happen to have any free samples for me to look over, wouldja? i just need a few sentences.

[selfimage]

We're in jail.

1/2

[skelepun]

succinct style. i'm into it.

2/2

[skelepun]

can you get me, idk, around 10,000 words on a robot and a fish talking things out? i'll leave the specifics up to you. just try to keep it PG, it's not that kinda story.

pretty sure the fish isn't into robots, anyway.

[selfimage]

"Talking things out."

[ it's a little broad of a prompt, but he can fill in the gaps creatively. ]

I'll try the PG thing.
It may leak into the realm of PG-13, possibly.

So, in return? I'd like some coffee. The good stuff. Whole bean.

[skelepun]

far be it from me to stifle creative fire.

you got yourself a deal. need a grinder too, or are you all set?

[selfimage]

If you're offering, I won't deny you the pleasure. :)

A WEEK LATER

[skelepun]

[It's not a few days later that Loki will return to his cell to find a few strange lumps under his thin cot blanket. Among those lumps are a cloth bag of whole arabica beans, a handheld grinder, a large coffee full to the brim, and an espresso all on its own.

How they haven't spilled before now is a testament to the rigidity of those cots.

Tucked into the bag is a small piece of paper. Where Sans got a pen is anyone's guess.

Where he got any of this is anyone's guess.]

wasn't sure if you wanted a mug or a shot, but considering we're in prison here's both. lookin' forward to the story, pal.