video; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

[So maybe it's been a while since you've seen Everyone's Favorite Skeleton! Because it has. But don't worry, he is still here, just as loud and annoying sounding as before.]

I HAVE A FEW VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, IF EVERYONE COULD PLEASE ANSWER!

[What a way to preface this. He appears to have a notebook he's been writing in, and keeps it in his hands for the duration of this post.]

ONE! What are your favorite parts of the maze you've experienced so far!! Was it that impenetrable walls?? The laser net?? The lizards?? The less handsome and completely anti-social skeletons? Or fill in your own answer!

TWO! What would you do to improve this maze?? Lava? Cannons? More traps leading into spiked pits?? I'm thinking that last one, myself. Or, again, fill in your own answer!

Please vote with your answers!

Comments

[voice; un: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

2. An option where I pay 19000G and skip to the end.

[Did you see puzzles in his resort?

No.

There was a reason for this.]

[boneafide]

You forgot the first question!!

And you can't skip ahead a puzzle like this, that's besides the point!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

What else is the point of having money if I can't skip what I don't feel like doing?

Also I had nothing, so I said nothing.

[boneafide]

Money can't buy everything!! Less time in mazes included!

These are not good answers, I can't take any notes from this!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Maybe if you paid me, I'd have a better answer.

[boneafide]

Okay, how much??

[ex_mettacrusher33]

For a friend and ex-employee? I'll work for scale.

9000G.

1/2

[boneafide]

Okay, one second!!

2/2

[boneafide]

[5 mins later:]

Do you take credit?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Hee.]

Cash up-front only, I'm afraid. You know us creative types - we need to have a handle on commissions or clients will simply walk all over us!!

[boneafide]

Oh.

[boneafide]

Sans says he has 6000G! Will that work??

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

I'm afraid it will have to! Money, please.

[boneafide]

Sans will give it to you! Now!! Tell me your secrets!!!

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Ah ah ah! Cash in HAND, darling. Cash. In. Hand.

[boneafide]

What are you going to even do with it...?

[ex_mettacrusher33]

I'm thinking of gilding myself. Chrome is a little outdated, don't you think?

[boneafide]

So you'd have to melt down the gold, mix it with stuff to make it stick, and then do a protective coat on top of that...

Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Alastair to make you gold??

[He's not even saying this in like a "don't take our money" way, he literally just knows how painting works and thinks that this is stupid as fuck.]

1/3

[ex_mettacrusher33]

There's something to be said about doing the work yourself, isn't the--

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[OW]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[...oh. Oh, it's. Yes. Gold.

Ahem.

Cash now literally in hand, Mettaton fingers through the glove containing his prize and stares contemplatively into the sky.

...he thinks.




...]

Hm. No, still hate this place.

[He pockets 50G before tying the end back on the glove and throwing it into the abyss it came from.]

[boneafide]

...

2/???

[boneafide]

That's it?

3/???

[boneafide]

...

[skelepun]

[From somewhere on the other side of camp, a glove filled with gold and wreathed in blue magic comes rocketing towards the back of Mettaton's head.]