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[boneafide]

[So maybe it's been a while since you've seen Everyone's Favorite Skeleton! Because it has. But don't worry, he is still here, just as loud and annoying sounding as before.]

I HAVE A FEW VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, IF EVERYONE COULD PLEASE ANSWER!

[What a way to preface this. He appears to have a notebook he's been writing in, and keeps it in his hands for the duration of this post.]

ONE! What are your favorite parts of the maze you've experienced so far!! Was it that impenetrable walls?? The laser net?? The lizards?? The less handsome and completely anti-social skeletons? Or fill in your own answer!

TWO! What would you do to improve this maze?? Lava? Cannons? More traps leading into spiked pits?? I'm thinking that last one, myself. Or, again, fill in your own answer!

Please vote with your answers!

Comments

[boneafide]

So you'd have to melt down the gold, mix it with stuff to make it stick, and then do a protective coat on top of that...

Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Alastair to make you gold??

[He's not even saying this in like a "don't take our money" way, he literally just knows how painting works and thinks that this is stupid as fuck.]

1/3

[ex_mettacrusher33]

There's something to be said about doing the work yourself, isn't the--

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[OW]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[...oh. Oh, it's. Yes. Gold.

Ahem.

Cash now literally in hand, Mettaton fingers through the glove containing his prize and stares contemplatively into the sky.

...he thinks.




...]

Hm. No, still hate this place.

[He pockets 50G before tying the end back on the glove and throwing it into the abyss it came from.]

[boneafide]

...

2/???

[boneafide]

That's it?

3/???

[boneafide]

...

4/4

[boneafide]

THAT'S IT??

[ex_mettacrusher33]

What? I said maybe I could come up with a better answer! Turns out I can't!

[Rimshot.midi]

[boneafide]

[Click.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[No, you don't. He's calling back.

He's also laughing, but it's the kind of laugh you make when you realize your friend didn't find giving them the wrong directions to your birthday party and then pretending to be upset funny.]

Sugarskull, I was kidding!! I didn't think it would take that long to get to the punchline! I'm sorry!

[boneafide]

KNOCK KNOCK.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Sigh. Play along, Mettaton. You probably deserve it.]

Who's there.

[boneafide]

FUNNY JOKE.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

"Funny joke" who.

[boneafide]

EXACTLY.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

...

[ex_mettacrusher33]

............pft.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

...hahahahaha...!

Okay, but--






That one's actually a little funny.

[boneafide]

I know. Because I'm better at jokes than you.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

Maybe.

[Mettaton, no.



Sigh.]

I'm sorry, sugar. No more pranks with you, alright?

[boneafide]

It's alright. If you're going to prank me, just don't let me get Sans involved.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

In my defense, I never told you to.

...but okay.

from the abyss

[skelepun]

[Aaaand caught. Not that he's exactly thrilled about that whole exchange.

But hey, life lesson's were life lessons. For better or worse.]