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[boneafide]

[So maybe it's been a while since you've seen Everyone's Favorite Skeleton! Because it has. But don't worry, he is still here, just as loud and annoying sounding as before.]

I HAVE A FEW VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, IF EVERYONE COULD PLEASE ANSWER!

[What a way to preface this. He appears to have a notebook he's been writing in, and keeps it in his hands for the duration of this post.]

ONE! What are your favorite parts of the maze you've experienced so far!! Was it that impenetrable walls?? The laser net?? The lizards?? The less handsome and completely anti-social skeletons? Or fill in your own answer!

TWO! What would you do to improve this maze?? Lava? Cannons? More traps leading into spiked pits?? I'm thinking that last one, myself. Or, again, fill in your own answer!

Please vote with your answers!

Comments

[boneafide]

But that's not making it a challenge, that's making it easier!

[heroforhobby]

Of course! Isn't that improving it?!

[boneafide]

No! It isn't! Improving it means you make it harder!! Everything's always better when it gets harder with time!

[heroforhobby]

Normally I'd agree, but not when it comes to being stuck in a maze with bad food to eat! There isn't even salt to put on the roasted lizards!

[boneafide]

Good!! Too much salt is bad for you!! Do you WANT to be unhealthy??

[heroforhobby]

Okay, fine, what about bonito flakes or even sesame seeds then, huh??

[boneafide]

I don't know what bonito flakes are? Is that like fish flakes?

[heroforhobby]

Exactly. Delicious tuna flakes that would make any bug filet we eat tolerable!

[boneafide]

Gross.

[heroforhobby]

[Splitters.]

What would a skeleton know about taste??

[boneafide]

This is a master chef skeleton you're talking to, you know!!

[heroforhobby]

I don't know, and I doubt it.

[boneafide]

I guess there's no account for taste from someone who wants to put fish flakes on a lizard.

[heroforhobby]

I said on a bug, for one, and for two, anything would make the meat here taste better, even ketchup!

text; un: anonymous

[skelepun]

now this guy knows what he's talking about

[boneafide]

NO HE DOESN'T!!

[heroforhobby]

Of course I do! I'm the one with a tongue and everything!

[boneafide]

Putting it on a lizard or bug doesn't make it better any way!! And ketchup would definitely make it worse!

[heroforhobby]

Oh yeah?? Then what would YOU put on it??

[boneafide]

Pasta sauce.

[heroforhobby]

Well...!

[Pause to consider this.]

Yeah, okay, sure.

[boneafide]

SEE, SANS? PASTA SAUCE.