[That is a tricky questions. They are both liars, not necessarily by profession or trade, but by nature.

It is, in a way, how they were brought together.]

I'm not lying. Chances are, neither is he.

Then again, you and C-dawg are from totally different worlds, soooo. Somethin' probably got lost in translation, somewhere.

[cue another disgruntled sigh]

I mean, I guess you could technically be a hooker and a lawyer at the same time, but they're two totally different professions.

[Are they?]

And if ya did that, I bet you'd never catch any z's.