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Barry "The Flash" Allen ([personal profile] sanicspeed) wrote in [community profile] futurology2015-12-16 05:04 pm

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Wow this is....this is a bit difficult. Exciting, don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm reading my journal out loud to everyone.

What else are you supposed to say?

Right, right, I remember.

[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?

Oh right, that explains everything.]


Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...

...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.

Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.

[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]

That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
hsalf: icons by me; credit if taking (you're still my guy)

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[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-17 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Did you have a diary? That's adorable.

[WHAT A JERK. Of course he would know if Barry had a private journal, considering he stalked him for over a decade...]

If you want to help you, then doing what you know best is as good a route as any. If capable.
hsalf: e.t. (i'm not like a regular dad)

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[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-17 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow what a harsh and most likely accurate assumption there, Barry.]

If I'm not laughing at you externally, be assured that I am definitely doing it in my head. [Like, say, during the entire six to seven months that he mentored Barry after he awoke from his coma...] Or do you not remember all the jokes I made at your expense without you realizing it.

["The future will be here faster than you think", "I hope we're not enemies", "We'll catch the man who murdered your mother", etc.]
hsalf: icons by me; credit if taking (burgerbard)

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[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-17 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you get mad? We're having a perfectly civil conversation here. No need for you to be frustrated about anything.
hsalf: h.w. (investigating me?!)

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[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-17 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're such a sensitive thing. I'm not constantly laughing at you. But you do make it tempting.
hsalf: icons by me; credit if taking (you're like a son to me crisco)

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[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-17 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't believe you.

[His voice isn't accusatory, but plain and flat. He doesn't believe what Barry says - he doesn't really believe in Barry at all anymore.]

If you ask, I'll make my decision at that moment. I'm not going to make any promises to you anymore.
hsalf: e.t. (what if i did something good)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You already proved it, once. You just didn't realize it.

[It took a lot for him to accept that this Barry was different and to abandon his want to kill him. Then Barry proved him right all along by turning out exactly like he thought he was.]
hsalf: e.t. (i use to look handsome)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
You are.

You just don't think before you move.
hsalf: e.t. (hey cisco wanna see a cool trick)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Number two: your awful hair.

[Now he's just insulting Barry for fun.]
hsalf: e.t. (wow.)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Number three: your clothes. You have awful fashion taste.

[Now he's just being rude.]
hsalf: e.t. (oh...hey buddy...)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Four: your face in general. It's really...punchable. Probably because of that stupid grin you're always sporting around.

[Now he really is just being a dick for the sake of being one.]
hsalf: e.t. (sweats profusely)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I guess not, but I suspect you're some sort of masochist.