sanicspeed: (6)
Barry "The Flash" Allen ([personal profile] sanicspeed) wrote in [community profile] futurology2015-12-16 05:04 pm

voice; UN: red streak

Wow this is....this is a bit difficult. Exciting, don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm reading my journal out loud to everyone.

What else are you supposed to say?

Right, right, I remember.

[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?

Oh right, that explains everything.]


Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...

...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.

Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.

[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]

That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
hsalf: e.t. (hey cisco wanna see a cool trick)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Number two: your awful hair.

[Now he's just insulting Barry for fun.]
hsalf: e.t. (wow.)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Number three: your clothes. You have awful fashion taste.

[Now he's just being rude.]
hsalf: e.t. (oh...hey buddy...)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Four: your face in general. It's really...punchable. Probably because of that stupid grin you're always sporting around.

[Now he really is just being a dick for the sake of being one.]
hsalf: e.t. (sweats profusely)

[personal profile] hsalf 2015-12-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I guess not, but I suspect you're some sort of masochist.