Barry "The Flash" Allen (
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Wow this is....this is a bit difficult. Exciting, don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm reading my journal out loud to everyone.
What else are you supposed to say?
Right, right, I remember.
[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?
Oh right, that explains everything.]
Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...
...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.
Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.
[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]
That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
What else are you supposed to say?
Right, right, I remember.
[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?
Oh right, that explains everything.]
Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...
...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.
Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.
[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]
That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
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[Now he's just insulting Barry for fun.]
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[Now he's just being rude.]
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[Now he really is just being a dick for the sake of being one.]
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