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futurology2015-12-16 05:04 pm
sanicspeed) wrote in futurology2015-12-16 05:04 pm
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Wow this is....this is a bit difficult. Exciting, don't get me wrong but I feel like I'm reading my journal out loud to everyone.
What else are you supposed to say?
Right, right, I remember.
[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?
Oh right, that explains everything.]
Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...
...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.
Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.
[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]
That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
What else are you supposed to say?
Right, right, I remember.
[Regrets and hesitation here. Why did he even say all that outside of being a loser?
Oh right, that explains everything.]
Look, I'm not one for public advertising but with all this excitement, I'd like to help a bit. So...
...ugh, I forgot to introduce myself. Barry Allen, that's my name. I'm a forensic scientist and I kind of own a place called S.T.A.R. Labs.
Which means if anyone has a crime they need to be solved, just give me a ring. Or hit me up if you need anything else. It's what I'm good at. Which was the whole point of this. I want to help out but don't really have a place to start. So if anyone wants to point fingers, point away. My mind is open to all comers.
[Short sentences and awkward. Yep, he was having a bit of an issue.]
That's all, I think. Good bye? Signing off? How do people do this...?
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...I should say I don't believe it but after everything I've seen...
[He shouldn't be surprised, really.]
That's what I mean, though I don't make them up. If you decide to start doing that, don't look at me if Cisco shows up and gets mad.
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[but accepting gods and demigods were real is kind of a big deal, he has to admit that.]
Who could get mad at -- The Flaming Valdez!
[...please make him stop, he's going to sit here and throw out a bunch of ridiculous names for himself now.]
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What about-- The Supersized Mcshizzle! Wait, no, Commander Toolbelt! Nah, nevermind, that's about as bad a Repair Boy. Maybe I should just stick with the Supreme Commander.
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I'm the Supreme Commander of the Argo II. Not to brag, or anything.