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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

Comments

[babbylon]

Would that be before or after I cut off your hands for trying?

[adoube]

I won't harpoon your ship. I don't h a v e a harpoon!

And I don't want it o(･´д･｀o)))三(((o´･д｀･)o

This is why I said I wouldn't play with you today! You take this lightly. I am not taking it lightly. We are not evenly matched today!!

[babbylon]

Doubtful that we are evenly matched on any other day, either.

As you were, mongrel.

[adoube]

G r u m p y.

Are you lonely when no one plays with you?

[babbylon]

No.

[Maybe. Possibly. Yes. Definitely.]

[adoube]

'I'm sorry'.

[babbylon]

That pretty ribbon in your hair... I'd accept that instead.

[adoube]

Will you wear white after?

[babbylon]

I'm a king. I wear gold as a matter of policy.

[adoube]

That ribbon to someone who won't take the white.

For a ship.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... t r i c k y. Temporary exchange?

[babbylon]

You value it that highly? Tell me why and I'll consider it.

[adoube]

Because it won't look pretty if you don't wear it against white *:ﾟ*｡⋆ฺ(*´◡`) (〃▽〃)

[babbylon]

Gold and red go exceptionally well together, you doddering plebeian. I cannot even believe I'm conducting this conversation.

[adoube]

Because it's the best s h i n i e s t red satin.

[babbylon]

And it smells like you?

[ABORT.]

1/2

[adoube]

Why do you want it?

You want it because you don't have it.

[adoube]

Why do I want it?

It doesn't m a t t e r.

[babbylon]

[You want it because you don't have it maybe just be the most succinctly accurate description of Gilgamesh's modus operandi ever. Gilgamesh poker faces up but it's clear Dio hit it right on the money.]

Very well. Temporarily.

[adoube]

'Thank you very much.'

[babbylon]

You remembered your manners after all, I see. Then I shall seek you out soon.

[adoube]

They're your people's manners................

And... mmmmmmmm... no! Pre-agreed ground. No s n e a k i n g! Damages the ship... bring an apron.......



[ ur helping change oil, son. ]

[babbylon]

Has this escalated to fetish play? I charge extra for that sort of privilege.

[Looks like someone misunderstood the bit about the aprons...]

fml

[adoube]

'Fetish'??

We're not p l a y i n g today!

I'M SORRY... AGAIN...

[babbylon]

Mm. It seems I will have much to teach you once we meet, yapu.

[Don't ask. Just don't.]

enjoy that bloodied ribbon : )

[adoube]

'Yapu'????