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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

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done!!

[adoube]

Even the ships know you should be blue, so they're hiding from you.

1/2

[runningjoke]

WHY did I even TRY? Nevermind. I'm done with you.

2/2 IM SORRY.......

[runningjoke]

YOU COULDN'T PILOT A SHIP IF IT WAS ATTACHED TO YOUR TOUCH STUMPS AND YOU'RE A LUMPY DUMPY CLOD!!!! NYEH!!!!!

[ And then she disconnects........ ]

[adoube]

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little third-rate stone slip? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my sky tyrant class in the Guild, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on those Pester peasants, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in emoticon warfare and I’m the top troll in the entire Guild armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another point-and-laugh target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the shady ALASTAIR network? Think again, flinty. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of white-haired bishounen across Chantes and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re gonna get rickrolled, kid. I can troll anywhere, anytime, and I can obliterate your patience you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just on a Friday. Not only am I extensively trained in pestering the !!!! out of you, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the emoji database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little green goblin. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you wannabe Spiderman villain. I will spew outdated navy seal copypasta memes over you and you will drown in them. You’re getting rickrolled, kiddo. ]

[runningjoke]

[ i’m a jaded gem girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try reporting back to your manager and superior after having your ship crashed into the ocean of a different planet while three rebels try to destroy you only to find out the planet you're on is going to blow up in X amount of days. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won. ]