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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

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[adoube]

[ Is this the philosophical time for staring at one's hands in existential wonder................ ]


I don't know.

[hideyourself]

[hm... that sounds silly, let's not.]

you may want to get your eyes checked...

or maybe you're a cyborg? or lack hands? sorry, man! that must be inconvenient around here.

[adoube]

Do your hands have many 'wrinkles'?

[hideyourself]

my hands have just the right number of wrinkles for my 'age' and disposition!

[adoube]

How old are you?? (๑´ㅂ`๑) ・:*(〃∇〃 )*:・

[hideyourself]

2 dog years. :D i've got time.

how long have you been in operation, haps?

[adoube]

'Dog year'...?

[hideyourself]

yep, 2 dog years. it's less than a cat, but greater than a goldfish.

[adoube]

How long is it?

tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me

[hideyourself]

by what standards? i don't know how long you're meant to last, haps, morbid a thought as it is!

but i guess... a little prelude:

see, the dog ages faster in its youth and slower at its end, but either way, it's best to start with a (living) dog.

[adoube]

Do you kill dogs often??? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡

[hideyourself]

??

[lets that sit for a minute because really, kid... really...! what a brat.]

only as often as i've flown. which, if you'll remember, is never.

[adoube]

Don't start killing dogs...

I'll take you flying!!

[hideyourself]

i was more worried about you finding a dead one and trying to guess its age...

but is that a promise? should you be making promises--?

[adoube]

Someone has to stop the dog killer............

[hideyourself]

[oh my god.]

[not a dog killer.]

it'd take years to fulfill, anyway... you shouldn't make promises to fly when you don't have an aircraft.

[adoube]

'Trust me', Dog Killer!

[hideyourself]

[go back to liar--!! s i g h. arguing tended to feed into it, though, so he'll keep his thoughts to himself.]

uhuh, sure

we'll see