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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

Comments

he's seriously considering selling dio for some wine

[perma_banned]

[There was a twitch at his brow.]

I already made an offer and you turned it doooown~. Get some seeds and we'll talk.

..................you do that, ban, and the tree gets it.

[adoube]

Mmmmmmmmm....

Why are you useless??

fine what if he sold him for a second dio

[perma_banned]

Mostly 'cause I'm lazy and not really invested in what you want~.

jfc you boozer get out leave guild children aloooooooone

[adoube]

'Please.'

gdit don't give him those eyes... even if he can't see them

[perma_banned]

Gimme a good reason.

actually, these are the puppy eyes

[adoube]

You have it wrong.

You're supposed to do what people ask after 'please'.

oh god that poor puppy

[perma_banned]

[There was some squinting on Ban's part.]

Do I seem like a good-mannered fellow to you?

[adoube]

You seem r a b i d.

[perma_banned]

Just abouuuut~. You catch on quick, fella.

[adoube]

It's because I'm 'adorable' (•ˇ‿ˇ•)-→ (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

[perma_banned]

[Ban had to tilt his head--as if it would have helped, with the magical interface he was 'seeing'.]

The hell is all that crap you just wrote?

Also, how would I know if you're adorable?

[adoube]

Cute lines!!

You would s e n s e it.

[perma_banned]

Maybe ♪. Course, right now, I can't sense a thiiiing. I was never much of a reader before, after all.

[He added--]

'Cause, you're just woooords, right now.