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[adoube]

Hi! 'How do you do'? I'm fine!!

Although, land-dwelling is v e r y boring... if we were meant to use our legs all the time, they'd have wings (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ ヽ(´ω｀○)ﾉ.+ﾟ*｡:ﾟ+

So-so... if you know where to borrow a scout ship/carrier/assault vessel/starfish/vanship/ battle ship/solder-glued rusty prototype/paper plane/aircraft of any kind, I won't commandeer it!

Or sink it! Or dissect it for pieces! Or fly f a r f a r away!

I think...... maybe................. just trust me ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Bye-bye!

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[evenslimmer]

This doesn't seem worrying or untrustworthy at all.

[ This may not be the best place to deploy sarcasm. ]

[adoube]

Don't worry! It gives you 'wrinkles'!!

[evenslimmer]

Why are you using quotation marks?

[adoube]

You don't like them?

[evenslimmer]

I don't have any strong feelings about them. But they generally mean something.

[adoube]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. I wonder.

Do you have one? A ship???

[evenslimmer]

Not here I don't. Also technically it's my father's.

[ It's unclear how a man who calls himself "Corsair" with a straight face might react to this character. Who would probably help Scott steal his own ship if he really wanted one. ]

[adoube]

Size? Class? Speed? Engine?

[evenslimmer]

Do they go to space where you're from?

[adoube]

Medium, then. 'Starship'. 20c(air). Reaction mass engine.

Y / N ????

lmao didn't know that was what rocket engines were called, you learn something new every day

[evenslimmer]

N means no?

[ Don't judge him he's from the sixties. ]

ah my rp google history is a thing of beauty

[adoube]

Yes! No!!


[ ...good luck with that. ]

[evenslimmer]

[ Wait, it's okay. He might speak this kind of gibberish. (Thank you, Bobby Drake.) But just to be sure— ]

I got it right?

[adoube]

I wonder................

What do you think?

[evenslimmer]

I think I'm right and I now think you can't be any older than twelve. Or you don't actually know and you think repeatedly answering my questions with questions covers that up. Or you just think you're funny, but then see the part about being twelve.

Also, that's not how my dad's ship works.

[adoube]

[ ...........wait, what. He is never wrong. ]

How does that ship operate?

2/2

[adoube]

'Y' is 'Yes'.

'N' is 'No'.

It's shorthand.

[evenslimmer]

Yeah, I figured.

[ 95% sure. But the kids these days, people trying to be tricky, etc. ]

It's hyperlight.

[adoube]

What is it like to fly?

Is it beautiful?

[evenslimmer]

Flying in space or the ship? Because the ship is kind of beat-up.

[ Because it's a stolen pirate ship. ]