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futurology2016-01-06 05:56 pm
defenceless) wrote in futurology2016-01-06 05:56 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell (american mcgee's alice),
- archer (fate/),
- bolin (legend of korra),
- dipper pines (gravity falls),
- eren jaeger (attack on titan),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- hellboy (hellboy/bprd),
- kida (atlantis),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- levi (attack on titan),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sans (undertale),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- steven quartz universe (steven universe)
video 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin
[the video opens to display the... somewhat incriminating desk of one rin tohsaka. are those vials and knives? yes, those are vials and knives. a few of the vials contain weird-colored liquids but don’t think about it too much.
apparently this is no reason for a tiny cygnet not to be hopping all over everywhere, chirping happily and nibbling away at a slice of apple rin holds between chopsticks. the gray downy baby swan wears a black collar inlaid with beautiful amethysts and diamonds. lazily leaning her cheek onto her hand, she speaks.]
I’ve developed a means of repelling that godawful holiday plant and withering any sprigs of mistletoe in your immediate vicinity. Simply state clearly,
"Verkümmern, Mistel."
And they’ll die. The catalyst for the enchantment has been sprinkled all across Chantes, so the spell should work wherever you are. Just don’t say the words wrong; I can’t be held responsible for what might happen, in that case.
[r.i.p. thirst. anyway, rin reveals a strange object that those more modern-familiar in alastair will recognize as a bedazzler gun.]
Now, then.
[rin sets down the apple (much to baby swan's dismay!) and calls to the servant carrying a tea tray behind her.]
Archer.
[a tall man in black armor and a pink apron glances over his shoulder. only his back is visible.
she spins her finger, gesturing for him to turn around. he does so with a rather impressive line face. there's a sword bedazzled out of shiny silver rhinestones stuck right to the front of his apron, just at chest level. rin faces the network again.]
Can anyone tell me what this [she lifts up the bedazzler gun and frowns in disgust/confusion.] is? The designs it creates are awfully tacky.
((OOC: The mistletoe-deactivating spell words will actually work, per discussion with the mods! Feel free to do whatever you want with it. Archer may reply to some tags/threads in this post.))
apparently this is no reason for a tiny cygnet not to be hopping all over everywhere, chirping happily and nibbling away at a slice of apple rin holds between chopsticks. the gray downy baby swan wears a black collar inlaid with beautiful amethysts and diamonds. lazily leaning her cheek onto her hand, she speaks.]
I’ve developed a means of repelling that godawful holiday plant and withering any sprigs of mistletoe in your immediate vicinity. Simply state clearly,
"Verkümmern, Mistel."
And they’ll die. The catalyst for the enchantment has been sprinkled all across Chantes, so the spell should work wherever you are. Just don’t say the words wrong; I can’t be held responsible for what might happen, in that case.
[r.i.p. thirst. anyway, rin reveals a strange object that those more modern-familiar in alastair will recognize as a bedazzler gun.]
Now, then.
[rin sets down the apple (much to baby swan's dismay!) and calls to the servant carrying a tea tray behind her.]
Archer.
[a tall man in black armor and a pink apron glances over his shoulder. only his back is visible.
she spins her finger, gesturing for him to turn around. he does so with a rather impressive line face. there's a sword bedazzled out of shiny silver rhinestones stuck right to the front of his apron, just at chest level. rin faces the network again.]
Can anyone tell me what this [she lifts up the bedazzler gun and frowns in disgust/confusion.] is? The designs it creates are awfully tacky.
((OOC: The mistletoe-deactivating spell words will actually work, per discussion with the mods! Feel free to do whatever you want with it. Archer may reply to some tags/threads in this post.))
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Hahaha—
[ archer gets a sense of humor when in pink aprons? ]
—Maybe, did you lose a bet? [ date masamune is a responsible adult ]
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As for the apron- ]
I was baking.
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maybe he should ask if the baking is part of the new sense of humor he obviously has just gotten...?! but he doesn't, instead, he perks to attention ( a little bit, anyway—like a kid realizing there are waffles if they get out of bed super early right now ). ]
Baking what?
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Archer quirks a brow. ]
Dinner. Were you expecting Heroic Spirits to be useless for anything except the battlefield?
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...No— [ ...well.... ] ...I don't know, I guess. [ FFFFFFFFffffffUUUuu ] I didn't think you guys hung around in your world past fighting to do stuff like that when summoned.
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We don't spend every second of every day fighting.
[ Hanging around in spirit form isn't always all that interesting, either. ]
I learned my way around a kitchen before I ever handled a sword.
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[ Be respectful, Masa, or he'll punch you. ]
It's nothing I didn't already do in life.
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Ah, it makes sense. She's cute. [ ...congratulations?! ]
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Her appeal as a woman has nothing to do with her suitability as a mage.
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What does that have to do with any—
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If you wanted something to drink, would you prefer a few drops or a full glass of water?
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Masamune yawns though and while one could take it as him being offensive and doing it on purpose, the way he leans into to his hand is like a sleepy animal. His hair is mussed enough to feign some type of ears if looking quickly, too. Not much of a threatening looking dragon right now, that's for sure: ]
Oi, is there a reason you are dedicated enough to take off your coat and put on an apron but lack the fucks to give to actually wear something past your stripped down armor underneath it? [ well he can't be that sleepy if he recognizes that as armor and not as bondage gear, right.
Anyway, this is something he needs to know it just seems like effort was made and then caring stopped halfway. ]
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In any case, Archer simply shrugs. ]
It was convenient. The sleeves don't roll up very well.
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. . .You're gonna get seedy creeps hitting on you if you wear that on public display.
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Do I seem the type to care?
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[ wow archer this is about his sensitivities here why does everything have to be about you.
Also yeah that probably should have been not phrased that way but whatever sorry archer you know what he means!! Maybe.
Or you're just a victim like anyone else who comes across this for snooping on convos that aren't theirs, my my. ]
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For a moment, he just stares at the man. Archer isn't the most expressive individual, but he doesn't always know how to react in circumstances like these. ]
You needn't be concerned with it.
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O-kay. [ his tone is dismissive, but it's technically vague what he's dismissing: the concern or the comment about being concerned. masamune wasn't exactly expecting anything else as an answer, though, either. it's just easier to yes these types than try to get one's way, especially if there's no concrete support of why one person is more right than the other. ]
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Social linking isn't something he does well, but even he raises his eyebrows at that. ]
"Okay"?
[ Archer scoffs softly. ]
That doesn't seem like you.
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Say what you want to say, Date Masamune.
[ He'll listen. Maybe. ]
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Good thing someone else knows how to do it..!!! Except, now he's sort of been called on his bluff... sort of because it's not as if he has anything particularly profound to say he just wants to throw a brat tantrum because oh. MY. gOD. Too much Kojuroisms, and Kojuro attracts the biggest creepers ever ?! Archer don't following in those footsteps too...! (He gets worried and stupid gross feelings like that.)
But, well. Guess it's time to fess up... ]
You're supposed to be the adult here! What kind of role model are you being by not taking precautions over attracting bad attention?? You said I need to avoid drawing attention to myself before, so you should be a good adult and suck it up to demonstrate to me properly!
[ . . .ok that's not exactly how he intended to play his cards here but whatever, there you have it. ]
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He let's the other man finished for a moment, his expression almost...perplexed. ]
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