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Entry tags:
- alice liddell (american mcgee's alice),
- archer (fate/),
- bolin (legend of korra),
- dipper pines (gravity falls),
- eren jaeger (attack on titan),
- gilgamesh (fate/),
- hellboy (hellboy/bprd),
- kida (atlantis),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- levi (attack on titan),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rin tohsaka (fate/),
- sans (undertale),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- steven quartz universe (steven universe)
video 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin
[the video opens to display the... somewhat incriminating desk of one rin tohsaka. are those vials and knives? yes, those are vials and knives. a few of the vials contain weird-colored liquids but don’t think about it too much.
apparently this is no reason for a tiny cygnet not to be hopping all over everywhere, chirping happily and nibbling away at a slice of apple rin holds between chopsticks. the gray downy baby swan wears a black collar inlaid with beautiful amethysts and diamonds. lazily leaning her cheek onto her hand, she speaks.]
I’ve developed a means of repelling that godawful holiday plant and withering any sprigs of mistletoe in your immediate vicinity. Simply state clearly,
"Verkümmern, Mistel."
And they’ll die. The catalyst for the enchantment has been sprinkled all across Chantes, so the spell should work wherever you are. Just don’t say the words wrong; I can’t be held responsible for what might happen, in that case.
[r.i.p. thirst. anyway, rin reveals a strange object that those more modern-familiar in alastair will recognize as a bedazzler gun.]
Now, then.
[rin sets down the apple (much to baby swan's dismay!) and calls to the servant carrying a tea tray behind her.]
Archer.
[a tall man in black armor and a pink apron glances over his shoulder. only his back is visible.
she spins her finger, gesturing for him to turn around. he does so with a rather impressive line face. there's a sword bedazzled out of shiny silver rhinestones stuck right to the front of his apron, just at chest level. rin faces the network again.]
Can anyone tell me what this [she lifts up the bedazzler gun and frowns in disgust/confusion.] is? The designs it creates are awfully tacky.
((OOC: The mistletoe-deactivating spell words will actually work, per discussion with the mods! Feel free to do whatever you want with it. Archer may reply to some tags/threads in this post.))
apparently this is no reason for a tiny cygnet not to be hopping all over everywhere, chirping happily and nibbling away at a slice of apple rin holds between chopsticks. the gray downy baby swan wears a black collar inlaid with beautiful amethysts and diamonds. lazily leaning her cheek onto her hand, she speaks.]
I’ve developed a means of repelling that godawful holiday plant and withering any sprigs of mistletoe in your immediate vicinity. Simply state clearly,
"Verkümmern, Mistel."
And they’ll die. The catalyst for the enchantment has been sprinkled all across Chantes, so the spell should work wherever you are. Just don’t say the words wrong; I can’t be held responsible for what might happen, in that case.
[r.i.p. thirst. anyway, rin reveals a strange object that those more modern-familiar in alastair will recognize as a bedazzler gun.]
Now, then.
[rin sets down the apple (much to baby swan's dismay!) and calls to the servant carrying a tea tray behind her.]
Archer.
[a tall man in black armor and a pink apron glances over his shoulder. only his back is visible.
she spins her finger, gesturing for him to turn around. he does so with a rather impressive line face. there's a sword bedazzled out of shiny silver rhinestones stuck right to the front of his apron, just at chest level. rin faces the network again.]
Can anyone tell me what this [she lifts up the bedazzler gun and frowns in disgust/confusion.] is? The designs it creates are awfully tacky.
((OOC: The mistletoe-deactivating spell words will actually work, per discussion with the mods! Feel free to do whatever you want with it. Archer may reply to some tags/threads in this post.))
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which is terrible to have to experience with a young girl like her, but...]
... Ah, it was pretty terrible. That's why I decided to invent the enchantment.
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[. . .]
Although with that pompous golden jerk, simply being in his presence is being accosted by him.
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Do me a favor and promise me you'll never speak to a man named Gilgamesh, Sieglinde.
[she doesn't switch to a private feed. this is mainly because she doesn't give a f if anyone hears, they can all know how horrible gilgamesh is.]
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That will be somewhat difficult for me to abide... I beg your understanding of this weakness...
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3/3 i'm so sorry
No, don't tell me. That guy likes to hang out with...
[dun dun duuuuun
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[which okay, no one warned her beforehand really, and she's being careful still, no contracts, no exchange of ahem, certain bodily fluids, so she's not in the wrong...]
I believe he enjoys women of considerable charm and ability such as myself- yourself, as well.
[WOMEN. She'll just... Size up Rin, good once over... That may or may not make the older girl feel like a prized mare for a moment there.]
I can understand the appeal, of course...
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S-Sieglinde...! It doesn't matter if he thinks you or I have... charm and ability, the point is that he shouldn't get everything he wants!
[no!!! that wasn't the correct way of phrasing it!]
He's a dangerous man! Bad dangerous!
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[Wait, okay- that part is assuredly most all in her head maybe, but WHY DID SHE SAY "YET"?]
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[But... she's also measured the risk, and deemed it worth taking.]
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He's going to lie about himself to make him sound good. Gilgamesh is a Servant from my world like Archer is. The man is heartless and sinister—he cut down a young woman about your size, killing her with a hand shoved through her chest.
[does that wreck your romance novel fantasies, sieg?]
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I do not interact with him because I view him as "a good person".
[She never had from the start- she knew the stories. Not all "heroes" were "good", and the epic poems of Gilgamesh did not scrimp on the man's flaws- ego, selfishness, viciousness, anger. It isn't pleasing to hear of a particular death on his hands... But those same hands granted her gifts she couldn't ignore, no matter the source.]
Charm aside- he possesses knowledge that is most beneficial to me... Potentially that which I need for the ultimate magic. I cannot ignore that.
[Could you?]
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such thirst for someone so youngshe... could not, but the fact that gilgamesh would have knowledge of any "ultimate magic" is news to her. all servants knew the purpose of the holy grail and the bounty it afforded. gilgamesh cannot reach the world's center on his own, however.]
What ultimate magic?
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Is is a spell capable of creating the miasma werewolves and other creatures require to survive in a world encroached upon by humans. The ultimate magic my ancestors all strived to perfect.
[And Gilgamesh, well. There were untold magical times accessible through that Gate.]
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besides, it's doubtful she could do much of anything disruptive with the description.]
I see. [it boggles the mind why sieglinde would want to support creatures like that, but maybe it's a case of saving them, or making the world safer for beings similar to her butler.
and rin is most certainly aware of the duty of working to succeed ancestors.]
Perhaps Gilgamesh does know a little about that. He's the world's oldest hero. I wouldn't doubt he has his share of ancient and mystical knowledge.
But he is no mage. What we seek won't interest him—because it's beneath him.
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One she now had a duty to fix rather than fulfill,]
I do not believe one such as he would be too interested in the trifles of a witch- not for long.
But in that time... What I could learn may be more than I ever do from a mortal in my own world.
[Anything to give her the spark, the way to connect the dots that lead to the cure she seeks.]
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[it sounds like a pep talk for magi specific to her home world more than something relevant to sieglinde. heck, this is the encouragement that rin could one day spout to her own children—or child.
she folds her arms, and she's assertive and determined, but what she means to imply is sieglinde doesn't need gilgamesh—or any great figure—to become great.]
The mistletoe spell is probably better understood in person. Stop by sometime, Sieglinde. I can show you how I do a few spells.
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She'd always imagined she'd spend her life in pursuit of it- but the ultimate magic... that was time sensitive.
She can only nod, then try to smile- recognizing, or so she thought, the offer of showing her the spell for what it truly was.
- Which was appreciated.]
Mm. I shall as soon as convenient.