video 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

[the video opens to display the... somewhat incriminating desk of one rin tohsaka. are those vials and knives? yes, those are vials and knives. a few of the vials contain weird-colored liquids but don’t think about it too much.

apparently this is no reason for a tiny cygnet not to be hopping all over everywhere, chirping happily and nibbling away at a slice of apple rin holds between chopsticks. the gray downy baby swan wears a black collar inlaid with beautiful amethysts and diamonds. lazily leaning her cheek onto her hand, she speaks.]

I’ve developed a means of repelling that godawful holiday plant and withering any sprigs of mistletoe in your immediate vicinity. Simply state clearly,

"Verkümmern, Mistel."

And they’ll die. The catalyst for the enchantment has been sprinkled all across Chantes, so the spell should work wherever you are. Just don’t say the words wrong; I can’t be held responsible for what might happen, in that case.

[r.i.p. thirst. anyway, rin reveals a strange object that those more modern-familiar in alastair will recognize as a bedazzler gun.]

Now, then.

[rin sets down the apple (much to baby swan's dismay!) and calls to the servant carrying a tea tray behind her.]

Archer.

[a tall man in black armor and a pink apron glances over his shoulder. only his back is visible.

she spins her finger, gesturing for him to turn around. he does so with a rather impressive line face. there's a sword bedazzled out of shiny silver rhinestones stuck right to the front of his apron, just at chest level. rin faces the network again.]

Can anyone tell me what this [she lifts up the bedazzler gun and frowns in disgust/confusion.] is? The designs it creates are awfully tacky.

((OOC: The mistletoe-deactivating spell words will actually work, per discussion with the mods! Feel free to do whatever you want with it. Archer may reply to some tags/threads in this post.))

Comments

[hideyourself]

[were her friends color blind? - scratch that. were her friends blind?]

[...]

[well. in for a penny, in for a pound. (did she really think in the millions--?)]

if you're sure... i know some goblins who wouldn't mind selling shirts at a bargain price, and an old man that owes me a favor.

advertising with your product isn't too bad of a move. so -- we starting this operation sooner rather than later?

[defenceless]

[go big or go home, a rin tohsaka motto.]

What old man?

[/SUSPICIOUS]

[hideyourself]

[should've expected that.]

one that lost in chess.

i think he knits? that could be useful.

[defenceless]

[oh...]

Well, keep in mind that the more people we involve, the less we get paid.

[hideyourself]

why? [don't be a good person, that's bad business.] only if you're no good at bargaining.

leave that part to me!! in the meantime, you've got merchandise to think of making!

[defenceless]

I suppose I should formally ask your name, Mr. KuulGuy.

Unless that's it. If so, you have my apologies for speaking so rudely.