FORWARD DATED TO THE 30TH. VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ standing amid the outer rim of the forest are two (possibly) familiar looking godlings. the one with the long hair is smoking a cigarette and pointedly ignoring the events transpiring in front of him, while the younger one clad ostentatiously in green enamel scales and a golden diadem seems to be giving the stink eye to an innocent looking pigeon.

the dark haired green one shakes his finger, flicking away some dried blood. ]

Ah—do we declare a state of emergency? [ he drawls with a sigh, bright green eyes fixing back on the camera. ] Before the I told you sos begin, we're missing one very volatile halfling mage. It seems that he's consorting with demons and the like.

Please return him if you see him, and try not to kill him.

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[wardance]

[ and because he's actually twelve-years-old: ]

Your face.

[selfimage]

Your ass.

[ TAKE THAT. ]

[wardance]

Your dick.

[ seatbelts recommended???? ]

[selfimage]

[ hotly: ] And you're killing my boner.

[ what does this even mean. ]

[wardance]

Ain't that a shame because I was just looking so forward to stepping on it.

[ do they even know what it means. Do they care. ]

[selfimage]

Do you usually ruin things for yourself?

[ where's the burn cream. ]

[wardance]

[ wow!! ] what can I say, sometimes I get a little carried away and scare the more timid [ Definitely might as well have just said pussies or something. ] opportunities in life off.