VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

Comments

[boneafide]

...OKAY, MAYBE I DO NEED A NAP.

[humerous]

what was that about your wrist?

[you didn't...lie to him, did you?]

1/???

[boneafide]

[ FUCK. ]

[boneafide]

[ HE'S FUCKED. ]

[boneafide]

[ HE'S THE NEW MAYOR OF FUCKEDUPVILLE. ]

ok done

[boneafide]

IT GOT... HURT?

[humerous]

did he do it to you?

[boneafide]

ACCIDENTALLY!!!!!

[humerous]

[SIGH.]

just lemme take a look at it before you try and catch some sleep.
i wanna make sure it's not something we oughta get checked out.

[boneafide]

IT PROBABLY NEEDS TO GET CHECKED OUT. I'M NOT SO AMAZINGLY TALENTED WITH HEALING MAGIC.

[humerous]

[lord grant him the strength to not slap his bro upside the back of his skull]

ok.
i'll look into it.

[boneafide]

[ Do it, he deserves it. ]

I'M SORRY FOR NOT TELLING YOU THE TRUTH RIGHT AWAY.

[humerous]

it's fine.
just not too used to you lying to me, bud.
try not to make a habit out of it, ok?

[boneafide]

I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, I PROMISE!!

[humerous]

holding you to it.

listen, i'm gonna be out for another little while, so i'll see you when i get home.
do you want anything?

[boneafide]

[He knows Sans hasn't said it, but he can tell the other is disappointed in him. ]

UM. I'LL HAVE A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING IF THEY HAVE ANY WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

OKAY. SEE YOU AT HOME, THEN.