VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

Comments

[adoube]

There, there, Sack-of-Bones! You are a very popular pile of nothing!!

[boneafide]

I AM A VERY POPULAR SKELETON, YES.

[adoube]

Aren't people afraid of you, Sack-of-Bones?

[boneafide]

THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF ME IS WHEN I CHOOSE TO BE THE VERY-SCARY-AND-INTIMIDATING-ALMOST-A-ROYAL-GUARDSMAN PAPYRUS. BUT ON MOST OCCASIONS, I AM NOT THAT PAPYRUS, AND I AM VERY MUCH NOT INTIMIDATING OR SCARY, NO.

[adoube]

What royalty did you guard, Sack-of-Bones?

[boneafide]

WELL I NEVER ACTUALLY... GOT INTO THE ROYAL GUARD. BUT IF I DID!! I WOULD HAVE GUARDED ASGORE, THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS.

[adoube]

'Monsters'.

Are you a monster, Sack-of-Bones?

[boneafide]

I AM INDEED!!

[adoube]

I don't agree.

[boneafide]

THAT'S NOT REALLY SOMETHING YOU CAN DISAGREE ABOUT? IT'S WHAT I AM!

[adoube]

I can disagree about a n y t h i n g.

Because I'm 'adorable'.

[boneafide]

ADORABLE AS YOU MAY BE, IT DOES NOT GIVE YOU A FREE PASS TO SAY OR DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

BUT NOT ONLY THAT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DISAGREE ABOUT IT.

[adoube]

Because people kill monsters (# ﾟДﾟ) (´д｀、)

[boneafide]

PEOPLE... USED TO. BUT THEY DON'T ANYMORE! WE'RE ALL VERY HAPPY AND PEACEFUL NOW, RIGHT? YOU WOULDN'T HURT ME WHEN WE'RE FRIENDS, YES?

[adoube]

Are we friends?

[boneafide]

WE COULD BE, I MEAN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE?

[adoube]

I'll need a week to think about it.

oh, husbando....

[boneafide]

OKAY!! I'LL WAIT!