VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

Comments

[boneafide]

Well... It's shirt... does look like one of mine! Except mine says "Cool DUDE" instead of "Cool CAT"! So while I am not much of a fan of the cat within the shirt, I can ... admire it's fashion choices, at the very least!

[selfimage]

[ WHY. ]

Yes, good. So, stop that. What you were doing—stop it.

[boneafide]

... Being sad?

[selfimage]

Is that what you call it?

[boneafide]

Oh dear.

Do you not know what emotions are??

[ THE KING OF MISINTERPRETATIONS!! ]

[selfimage]

Completely and utterly clueless.

[ can you hear the sarcasm just dripping??? ]

[boneafide]

[NOPE, HE CAN'T. or if he can, he chooses not to.]

Oh no!! We need to fix this right away!! You must be missing out on so many things, living a cold, emotionless void in life!!

NOT TO WORRY! I, the Great Papyrus, will educate you fully on emotions! Let's start with "Happy," okay??

[selfimage]

...

Ah.

You know ... I'd stick around, but I left a turkey in the oven.

[ he straightens his voice. ]

Excuse me!

[boneafide]

Oh, okay! Uh! BURNING A TURKEY IS A SAD-SLASH-FRUSTRATING EMOTION, JUST SO YOU KNOW!!

[He yells as the other hangs up, as if Loki was physically running away from him. ]

[selfimage]

[ he just ruined this for himself, did he. ]

[boneafide]

[ Yes, he did, sorry. ]