VIDEO; UN: COOLSKELETON95

[boneafide]

Hello, everyone!

[And to those who have yet to see a talking, walking skeleton, here you go.]

I wanted to first say good job to everyone who helped the villagers to safety! And also thank you to those who helped protect everyone! Everyone really did their best out there, and I think ALASTAIR will be very proud of us! I know I am. Hopefully now there can be attempts for real peace between the humans and the goblins!

[Although he doesn't agree exactly on the way everything went down, there's no point in bringing that up when he's trying to congratulate everyone.]

I do have another thing I wanted to ask, though.

[He rubs subconsciously at his wrist, and continues.]

I haven't heard from Koltira at all. I've tried calling him a few times, but he isn't answering his phone. So if anyone has seen him in the past few days, please let me know! I am worried about him.

Comments

[sanicspeed]

You're the type that doesn't like to insult someone. So that means you'd compliment your boss to hell and back.

...most normal people wouldn't.

[boneafide]

Well, you're right in that I don't like to insult anyone, ever!

But of course I'd compliment Undyne, even if she wasn't my boss! She's an amazing friend, chef, and Captain! Anyone who works under Undyne I'm sure feels the same!

[sanicspeed]

Are we talking 'Iron Chef' quality or what? This is pretty important.

[boneafide]

Yes, sure!

...What's an Iron Chef?

[sanicspeed]

It's a competitive cooking show that airs on TV.

[boneafide]

... WHAT!!!!

THAT'S A REAL THING??? OH MY GOD!!!

[sanicspeed]

Is that really a surprise to you? There's a TV show for practically everything these days.

[boneafide]

[Yo, he's from a place where they have like literally one celebrity. That's it. And that celebrity is the star of every TV show. Like all six of their TV shows. ]

YES!!! Oh my god!! I need to see this!! I can't believe the Surface has TV shows about fighting while cooking!! That is perfect for Undyne and I!!

[sanicspeed]

Oh man...what kind of monster have I unleashed?

[boneafide]

THE KIND THAT LOVES COOKING SHOWS!!

[Sorry, he doesn't fully get what "unleashing a monster" kind of line since... he literally... is one.]

[sanicspeed]

Maybe I'll have to find a way to show you Cutthroat Kitchen too.

[boneafide]

WOWIE, these cooking shows sound so brutal!! This sounds almost like MTTV's show, Cooking With A Killer Robot! Human TV sounds amazing!!

[sanicspeed]

If, er...we get the chance and these shows are around, I wouldn't mind watching them with you?

[boneafide]

I'D LOVE THAT!! IT COULD BE A FUN FRIEND HANG OUT!!

[sanicspeed]

[THE EXCITEMENT FROM HIM.]

Make sure to invite your boss to. Heck, anyone else who might have fun.

[boneafide]

[He's new to having friends.]

Of course!!

[Don't be surprised if he invites like 20 ppl though. ]