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futurology2016-02-24 08:06 pm
uruzology) wrote in futurology2016-02-24 08:06 pm
Entry tags:
- !alastair npc,
- alice liddell (american mcgee's alice),
- ana ramir (original),
- anduin wrynn (world of warcraft),
- archer (fate/),
- gintoki sakata (gintama),
- graham humbert (once upon a time),
- hellboy (hellboy/bprd),
- kida (atlantis),
- mabel pines (gravity falls),
- masamune date (sengoku basara),
- melan blue (brigadoon),
- merlin (merlin),
- olivia (fire emblem: awakening),
- papyrus (undertale),
- pearl (steven universe),
- peridot (steven universe),
- rey (star wars),
- rick sanchez (rick & morty),
- sieglinde sullivan (black butler),
- steven quartz universe (steven universe),
- undyne (undertale)
video | text, un: uruz
[ The scene presented via jewelry is within one of the many rooms of the newly refurbished Oska castle. A centaur stands next to the cheerfully roaring fire, presenting a matchingly cheerful smile. ]
It looks like you’ve all lived, although that was a little close there, for some of you. Good work! I knew you could do it.
Now, as you may have noticed by Oska looking quite well around you, the last week was a false reality. Don’t take it personally, that happens to everyone here eventually. We have to make sure recruits are up to snuff. You’re a bit unique as a whole team of greenhorns, though. To be quite honest, I’ve never seen this activity done on such a large scale before. It was impressive, wasn’t it? And don’t worry, any trinkets you may have come across are quite real, and yours to keep if you want them.
So then, to business. I’m Uruz. I’m familiar with some of you already, although I’m afraid that’s one-sided in most cases — I spent a fair bit of time in there with you, but none of you saw me if I was doing my job right. ALASTAIR has asked me and my compatriots, Dagny, Crowley, and Cherenkov, to review your performance within Chantes and rate your work. It’s quite a big job, our to-do with worlds, and we want to make sure we’ve got trustworthy recruits. I’ve attached that for you, please do give it a glance.
There we go. On a final note, I’ve been asked to let you know that you’ve got some time to spend in Oska before your next assignment, which is to Nalawi. A lovely place, I’m a bit envious. Enjoy your downtime, and again, good work! I’ve very high hopes for the lot of you.
[ The network is now back up again along with Oska being restored and the weather events ended, and you can find a full description of current Oska right here. Feel free to use this post to thread on, and the NPCs may make a few appearances for direct questions. ]
It looks like you’ve all lived, although that was a little close there, for some of you. Good work! I knew you could do it.
Now, as you may have noticed by Oska looking quite well around you, the last week was a false reality. Don’t take it personally, that happens to everyone here eventually. We have to make sure recruits are up to snuff. You’re a bit unique as a whole team of greenhorns, though. To be quite honest, I’ve never seen this activity done on such a large scale before. It was impressive, wasn’t it? And don’t worry, any trinkets you may have come across are quite real, and yours to keep if you want them.
So then, to business. I’m Uruz. I’m familiar with some of you already, although I’m afraid that’s one-sided in most cases — I spent a fair bit of time in there with you, but none of you saw me if I was doing my job right. ALASTAIR has asked me and my compatriots, Dagny, Crowley, and Cherenkov, to review your performance within Chantes and rate your work. It’s quite a big job, our to-do with worlds, and we want to make sure we’ve got trustworthy recruits. I’ve attached that for you, please do give it a glance.
dagny: Well, the king died. So that's... not the best. From what I hear, things are kind of chaotic there right now, what with the whole 'no government' thing and all. And a lot of you got in a ton of trouble with the law. But you did work together! Most of you, anyway. People died and the city got destroyed, but I know you all did your best, so you get points for effort. I give you an... eight. Point five. No, nine out of ten. But that's as high as I'll go, because, you know. The murder and death.
Don’t feel bad, though, there’s always room for improvement.
crowley: Your refusal to work with the goblins’ natural talents for magic was disappointing. I foresaw much potential there, and it was wasted on your muddying things up with politics. On the other paw, your dispelling of demons and other magical creatures was serviceable, if a little last-minute. 5/10.
cherenkov: I stopped paying attention after you all brought the sun back. Because that's what matters, doesn't it? You didn’t do badly for a bunch of apes, but don’t get distracted by the diplomatic nonsense next time. Ignore the cow and the knife-eared one. Spend the time improving instrumentation, not making friends. 8/10.
uruz: You did make an attempt. You got engaged and cared to deal with their issues, which, well, we'd really have an issue for concern if not. And you did very nice work on a personal level, to bring together goblins and humans. They'll not be moving in together any time soon, but they're on the right path. But really, did you have to murder the man? He'd just killed the king, to be sure, but taking a life has serious consequences, no matter whose it was. It sets you on a path it can be difficult to step off of. But overall, acceptable. 6/10.
There we go. On a final note, I’ve been asked to let you know that you’ve got some time to spend in Oska before your next assignment, which is to Nalawi. A lovely place, I’m a bit envious. Enjoy your downtime, and again, good work! I’ve very high hopes for the lot of you.
[ The network is now back up again along with Oska being restored and the weather events ended, and you can find a full description of current Oska right here. Feel free to use this post to thread on, and the NPCs may make a few appearances for direct questions. ]
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If you're trying to lecture me on safe sex, you're about 35 years too late.
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I'm not lecturing you on anything like that!
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Because I'm not showing you baby pictures, or what?
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No, because I know you. Or I know you enough. And I can tell by your tone you're already aware he's around.
You know Morty's here, and yet I'd be willing to bet you don't know where he is right now and it isn't even one of your top priorities.
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You have family here. Not all of us have the chance for that.
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I would imagine not hard at all, for a genius like you.
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True dat, actually. Still, family can fuck you up. I can't even count the number of times they've almost got us all killed.
You don't need that shit, trust me. You're doing fine from where I'm sitting.
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And what would you do if you lost everyone, Rick Sanchez?
[oh. well.]
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I don't know who you're talking about.
oh my god i'm laughing i'm so sorry
Oh, you're right. My mistake. This complicated technology, I'm still catching up to it.
What would you do if you lost everyone?
unforgivable tbh
Who gives a shit? People who put others at the center of their lives are idiots. I'm the same if I'm the last person in the galaxy or not.
consider it rin's little way of flicking him off
You know what? Forget it.
such rudeness
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