_{[ Well, when he is hungry, he eats. And he eats a lot. One of his favorite things to partake in is an all you can eat buffet, so.. ]}

Why don't you try the new and selective ...
_{[ drum roll, please. ]}

~* SALAD BAR OF UNCONTROLLED VIOLENCE *~
An all you can eat feast of punches, bites, scratches, kicks to your liking!
The menu includes those who are willing to fight or have anger issues, such as the King of Heroes— pay no attention he went rotten last week— or Keats-san, who people skip over anyway because he looks funny.

Aah? It's tempting, isn't it?
I'm also on the menu.

_{[ Gintoki, don't confuse him.
But the way he sees it, if he can offer himself as somebody to fight to protect others that can't fight, well. It's worth it.
Never mind the fact he is volunteering people without their permission. ]}