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futurology2016-03-15 10:38 pm
agrizzlysin) wrote in futurology2016-03-15 10:38 pm
video; un: king
[Although the video is intentional, King clearly doesn't have much experience with a camera, let alone one contained in a pinkie ring. The video tops out at King's nose and is mostly taken up by his uniform. Behind him are the familiar halls that house everyone's rooms. As he floats down the halls like it's the normal thing to do, he addresses his audience.]
The dungeons... were where new arrivals found themselves during the exam. Including me. [A short pause, punctuated by King's frown.] Has anyone else been down there since the exam ended? I've been trying to memorize as much of the layout of Oska as I can; I don't want to be surprised like that again. But there's one room in the dungeons that doesn't make sense. Even beyond everything else.
[He sighs as he turns a corner, approaching the door to his own room. The video adjusts somewhat, revealing perplexed eyes.]
It's full of nothing but mirrors that don't reflect what's in front of them. They reflect just about everything else though. I swear I even saw... [King shakes his head.] If anyone has knowledge regarding this room, I'd like to hear it.
Honestly, an entire room filled with so much of the same thing... What's the point? It's like someone's trying to create a bad atmosphere.
[By now, King's pushing open the door to his temporary living quarters. Only, what greets him isn't the same old decor as everyone else's rooms. It's a room filled to the brim with cushions. Stacks upon stacks upon stacks of cushions. Just cushions. Nothing useful, nothing helpful, nothing of any material value. Just cushions... and Ban.
King's already troubled expression turns ice cold. Ban just waves drunkenly.
Before the obvious culprit can open his mouth, the view of the camera shifts, and a sudden arm movement leaves the screen blurry. When the view steadies itself, it's just in time for everyone watching to witness an ornate spear fly straight through Ban's chest. Blood splatters, but King's already returned his attention to the video.]
That's all I wanted to know.
[As King fiddles with the ring in an attempt to end this lovely discourse, one last grumble can be heard. But this time, it's Ban's voice.]
Is that any way to greet a comrade? You're gonna get bloooood~ on the cushions!
I don't care. I'm not the one who's gonna clean this up.
[Click.]
The dungeons... were where new arrivals found themselves during the exam. Including me. [A short pause, punctuated by King's frown.] Has anyone else been down there since the exam ended? I've been trying to memorize as much of the layout of Oska as I can; I don't want to be surprised like that again. But there's one room in the dungeons that doesn't make sense. Even beyond everything else.
[He sighs as he turns a corner, approaching the door to his own room. The video adjusts somewhat, revealing perplexed eyes.]
It's full of nothing but mirrors that don't reflect what's in front of them. They reflect just about everything else though. I swear I even saw... [King shakes his head.] If anyone has knowledge regarding this room, I'd like to hear it.
Honestly, an entire room filled with so much of the same thing... What's the point? It's like someone's trying to create a bad atmosphere.
[By now, King's pushing open the door to his temporary living quarters. Only, what greets him isn't the same old decor as everyone else's rooms. It's a room filled to the brim with cushions. Stacks upon stacks upon stacks of cushions. Just cushions. Nothing useful, nothing helpful, nothing of any material value. Just cushions... and Ban.
King's already troubled expression turns ice cold. Ban just waves drunkenly.
Before the obvious culprit can open his mouth, the view of the camera shifts, and a sudden arm movement leaves the screen blurry. When the view steadies itself, it's just in time for everyone watching to witness an ornate spear fly straight through Ban's chest. Blood splatters, but King's already returned his attention to the video.]
That's all I wanted to know.
[As King fiddles with the ring in an attempt to end this lovely discourse, one last grumble can be heard. But this time, it's Ban's voice.]
Is that any way to greet a comrade? You're gonna get bloooood~ on the cushions!
I don't care. I'm not the one who's gonna clean this up.
[Click.]
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Most other folks teasing you wouldn't be doing it because they like ya'. That's why I'd wanna kill 'em, myself.
[Ban could use some chill. Just a bit.]
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[ Those are uh, negative things there, Ban. He tries to avoid feeling negative things. Forever. ]
...Even if you see someone teasing me and not meaning it in a nice way, I don't want you to kill them!! Okay??
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He really understood it.]
You're happy all the time, right? It's not that I want you to feel bad, but it gives me a chance to see more of what you're like.
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That'd just be you overdramatizing your anger~.
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I could just try to tease you even more. You think about thaaat~?
i just realized his icon says nyeh heh .......
there. you found my love
[It was as if Ban was doing his best to prove he was a child.]
im so touched...
C:
Who elllse~? Wouldn't be good to tease you with somebody elses' secreeets!
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...no wait, don't say it here!
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[He added, grinning happily instead of cruelly. It was a quality he liked.]
You're a really honest guy!
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[Except he probably has, and just doesn't realize it.
His worst secrets are deeply buried enough that even he doesn't acknowledge them.]