futurology | [Video; UN: Mettaton]

HELLOOOOOOO, DARLINGS!!

[Is it already that time again? There's the same robot as before, this time posing languidly on the beach.

Yes. Yes, evidently, it is.]

It's your lovely host Mettaton with a very special announcement. In a few days time, it will be the annual Nalawi Fishing Tournament!! And what better way for ALASTAIR to mingle with the locals than joining them with an MTT-sponsored CELEBRATION?? There will be music! There will be reporting!! There will be ACTION!! DRAMA!! AND ENTERTAINMENT!!!

But of course, that is where YOU will come in. We'll be needing:

[He starts to count off on his fingers.]

- Stage crew
- Make-up and costume designers
- Set designers
- Musicians
- Dancers
- Talents of all types!!
- Advertising!!
- And, obviously, builders for our stage

I'll be waiting for your responses. Let's make this the most explosive party this world has ever known!

Papyrus, I'll be needing you to be my assistant, of course. Pearl? Olivia? I'd love to speak with the two of you as well!! And Undyne? I have a very specific job for you, if you don't mind.

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The usual. Watching out for the well-being of both the staff and audience. Reporting and handling any odd goings on.

Watching out for any... unsightly friends in the audience.

[He pointedly thinking of Giglamesh. Perhaps a little too hard.]

['Unsightly', huh. Her brow quirks upwards at the phrasing.]

Any unsightly friends in particular? Or will that be up to my own discretion?

Let's just say I'm not fond of the look of gold hair in gold armor. A fashion-sense like that has no business being near our stage.

[Gold hair and gold—ah. She's got enough wit about her to put two and two together, and enough common sense to agree with this particular assessment.]

I'll keep that in mind. [Lighter:] And I suppose you have nothing but the highest of fashion sense?

[Good. They're at an understanding. As for his fashion?

He laughs, kicking up a pink heeled leg.]

Is that really a question? Look at me.

[Pink heels....well, if nothing else, that's certainly bold. Hmm.]

Are you some sort of idol then?

[He's laughing again, this time like she just asked the funniest thing he's ever heard.]

Oh, darling...

I'm THE Idol.

[Her eyes narrow, annoyance flashing across her face over this comment that she doesn't fully understand.]

I didn't realize there was only one.

When I'm here, there might as well be.

[......Right, okay. There's clearly no dissuading him from this so! Moving right on.]

I see. Will you be the main performance of this show then?

OHOHOHO!! As flattering (and wonderfully spectacular) of an idea as that is, no. This is a joint show-case for anyone in ALASTAIR to join.

I may have been literally built for the spotlight, but it's always [recently] been my desire to help others shine.

Then I hope it goes well, both for you and everyone else involved.

[Though she can't help but be curious:] What type of performance is it you specialize in though?

Thank you! We'll be counting on you protection, darling.

And how does anyone answer such a question? I specialize in EVERYTHING!!!

[Usually by picking one or two things, Mettaton. Dryly:]

That seems like an awfully big boast to make.

Well, I wouldn't be a very good entertainment robot if I couldn't deliver, now could I?

I'll take your word for it. [ANYWAY:] Is there anyone else handling security I should be working with?

Undyne should be giving you a hand. I'm sure you two will make a fantastic team.

I'm sure things will go smoothly.

[And one more thing, before she forgets:]

By the way, it's Riza Hawkeye. Not 'darling'.

A pleasure to work with you, Riza-darling.

[It means he doesn't hate you.]

[.........................

He gets the flattest stare before she hangs up without a word. 'K bye.]

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