text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

Comments

[12inches]

movie joke nvm

but does it involve more of anything else... and can I get in on this if it doesn't?

[adoube]

I think I'd rather you just brought in a bigger table that can hold 'free' too.

[invisiblade]

[Er--]

I suppose everyone is entitled to their opinion... no matter how strange.

To say they are "better than everyone" is a bit of a stretch, though.

[wardance]

You said 'my people'. Are you a ruler? It sounds too stressed by you to be a simple patriot-- your unwillingness to tolerate, I mean.

[wardance]

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[wardance]

[ this text is delayed about ten minutes after reading Ana's. ]

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[wardance]

absolutely

im super impressed by that list

[dbag]

Oh my god I feel like I just destroyed your innocence

Think of... cute fluffy bunnies NO WAIT don't think of animals. We were talking about sand, think about sand. It's just... like SO SANDY, you know? Just the sandiest.

[heavyhitter]

what if i said it involves a quick smooch
what if i also said loki's really cute

[heavyhitter]

as you should be! i'm basically a GREAT person to know

[invisiblade]

One need not be a ruler to take offense from such a statement when referring to their fellow countrymen.

Would you not be offended if someone were to speak as ill of you and your kind?

[12inches]

for you or for loki?

[ This is an important smooch distinction. ]

[wardance]

What if dragons and engls are actually one and the same? Aren't some of your kings titled or referred by 'pendragon'?

[heavyhitter]

uhh

[ well she meant for Loki, but now that he mentions it ]

both?

[12inches]

[ ew ]

ah well he's SOL then
and so am I I guess

Wouldn't say no to you tho

[invisiblade]

[ah... what are the chances???]

Yes, but they were not actual dragons.

[uh, most of them, anyway.]

[heavyhitter]

wow that's pretty unfortunately straight
sorry for your loss