text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

ok guys listen i got something i've been thinking about, no one's been able to answer it for me yet
check it out: deer dildos
???
do they use them? it doesn't have to be dildos anything sexy in general, that counts. i'm not buying there's any sentient sexually reproducing species out there that hasn't invented sex toys, so what do deer use. does it have to do with antlers?? i haven't put much thought into deer sex so i'm not working on much here, just tossing out ideas. lemme know, thanks



oh wait one more thing, i really wanna get off this island. i've seen everything and it's boring. these guys suck at technology right? and swimming. oh my god they're so pathetically useless

but WE are way better at both those things! so here's my proposal: we team up and use our evolved smarts and build a floating litter, or popemobile, or something, and get me over to the next island. good, right?? i think we can do it! we got science grandpa AND nerd granduncle running around here, and probably half a dozen other nerds i haven't dug up yet. we can do this. i believe in us. if there's any parties going on on the other islands, let's get me to them.

Comments

audio; [KINGOFHEROES]

[babbylon]

Perhaps they might call them... deerdos?

[Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, everybody. He'll be here all night. And also all morning.]

audio

[heavyhitter]

[ !!!! gilgamesh she knew she could count on you ]

Oh my god, they better. There's no excuse for passing that one up.

text. [schbrodingers cat]

[nicearms]

I seriously can't believe you stretched for that when you could have gone with dildoes

text

[aspearation]

HEY. You leave those deer alone!!

[ What is wrong with this human?! ]

[heavyhitter]

what, i am leaving the deer alone! in fact i'll leave them super alone if anyone can get me off this rock

text | username: evan

[evantuality]

We have a species here that, up until recently, could mould things into any shape with those Gifts of theirs. There's no way someone hasn't come up with something to stick somewhere unspeakable.

There's a rule back home: if it exists, there's porn of it. I think we can safely say it can be modified to societies that don't strictly seem to have porn as such. Oh but there's another question: are there dirty deer drawings on some bark somewhere around here? and if so, can they please never meet my eyes

You've seen everything? Have you been down into the lava tubes?

[heavyhitter]

see that's a really good point! they gotta have SOMETHING somewhere right? i'm just wondering what kinda crazy shapes they come up with

also: the what

text / un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT DEER SEX OH MY GOD

text / un: PARTY

[wardance]

+1

[heavyhitter]

i'm just making sure we keep our minds sharp with great thought experiments, i'm actually doing us a favor

text & un: PARTY

[wardance]

why dont you just ask them

[heavyhitter]

i thought about it but then i figured maybe someone found something in all the rebuilding you know? so i'm checking here first

I hate you; text; un: coolskeleton95

[boneafide]

WHAT'S A DILDO??

i accept that

[heavyhitter]

something for people with skin
ask undyne

happybirthday @ text

[adoube]

You're n o t allowed near the 'cute' deer people anymore (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) (・｀ヘ´・；)

[heavyhitter]

listen that's fine by me just get me off this island, that's the main point here

text; un: 82736775

[ricksybusiness]

"Science grandpa," fuck you

[heavyhitter]

but you ARE a grandpa right

text, @Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

Why are you so interested in... things like those... toys?

[read: "sex" toys. a bit of a forbidden and COMPLETELY INCREDIBLY SCANDALOUS topic to rin in her volatile 17-year-old-girl-hood, but she's trying not to make it seem as if it's so.]

Partying isn't all you're interested in on the other islands, is it? I'd say quite a few of us have had more than enough partying, by the looks of it.

[her included. that alcohol hit hard :/]

[heavyhitter]

come on everyone's interested in sex whether they admit it or not, i'm just asking what everyone's wondering

and no it's basically partying, but i'll admit there MIGHT be interesting stuff over there for other people too

video; un: deathweaver

[respired]

Ramir, you are relentless.

[ Honestly ... he makes an irritated noise in his throat and moves on. ]

If you truly wish to travel, I could simply escort you across the water.

video

[heavyhitter]

[ she'd comment on that, but this seems more interesting: ] Wait, what? How?

TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ whatever this is important. ]

They seem at a lack for plastics, refined metals, silicons, and other like materials. I suppose they'd have to get creative with what's locally available to them.
Perhaps it's part of some kind of mating ritual.

Are you producing some kind of nature documentary?

[heavyhitter]

getting creative is what getting off is all about though, right

anyway maybe i am, are you gonna help

text; un: poindexter

[weirdologist]

Should you really be discussing things like...that...with children present?

[It took him a minute to even get that out, and Ford kind of stares at the text for a minute, flustered. Geez. But onto other things.]

I worked on getting an old shipwrecked sailing boat into shape when I was younger. Making one from scratch shouldn't be too hard.

[heavyhitter]

they're teenagers they can take it

that'd be good news without all the rocky shit between here and the other islands. you been out to see the beach on that side? noooot gonna work with a boat. nerd harder let's see what you got

Text; un: Silk

[blacksilk]

Your recruitment process could use some work, but I do think you have good reasons to back such things up.

I'm speaking of the prospect of escape, anyway. I'm not sure we can prioritize sex toys.

[heavyhitter]

my recruitment process is stunning did you see how many results i got
there's like 8 different ways to get over there apparently

voice | UN: lessaofpern

[queenofsalt]

[Ramir, Lessa might have offered to ferry you between islands via Ramoth, but not knowing what a dildo is, she's gone fishing through the other comments and.

She's not impressed, even if her question hasn't really been answered.]

I'm entirely sure that if you put the same amount of your considerable imagination towards your escape plans as you did towards your... antler parties... you'd be sky-high and out of Komo by dusk.

Have you ever considered keeping your errant thoughts to yourself?

voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

I thought about it once, a couple years ago. I decided it was cruel to deprive the world of me like that.

text | un:lancer

[riastraid]

wow. you're pretty dangerous when you're bored, aren't you? sticking antlers where they don't belong......

[heavyhitter]

i haven't done any antler sticking, but i recommend you talk to 82736775 about it. he probably has all sorts of tips if you're into that

text / un: melanblue

[ninmu]

I do not understand the relevance of the natives' reproductive habits. Are their numbers dropping?

[ he doesn't know what a dildo is and he's not going to ask... ]

[heavyhitter]

oh shit maybe! but if they are i don't think dildoes are gonna help that much

video;

[keystaff]

Deer.....what?

[Does she. Really want to know? Sakura doesn't really yet even begin to consider sex and relationships so much. Well, she has her crush on Yukito but that isn't really amounting to anything, and if she did get into a relationship at this age, it wouldn't involve much if anything more than handholding and chaste pecks on the cheek or something.]

I'm not sure about that, but....as for getting off these Islands, besides attempting to explore others ourselves, I'm not sure ALASTAIR will take us back to headquarters until we finish things up here. But if you did need help getting around, maybe I can take you? With the Fly Card, I mean. In the meantime, at least?

text

[heavyhitter]

deer nevermind
who said anything about going back to hq? these islands are fine i'm just sick of this one

text; user name: shepherd

[historiology]

not sure about the deer, they seem different from the deer back home.

but depending where you wanted to go, how far, i could maybe help? or, i guess, i mean i could potentially ask my friends.

text

[heavyhitter]

yeah well tell that to 82736775

what do your friends do?

audio; un: owl

[ex_monologuing117]

I would think it'd be polished wood. It could easily be mistaken for a small club. Or perhaps, it has been destroyed during the rising waters. Washed all out to the oceans depths to please no one. [ heh-heh-heh. ]

Abandoning would be my first course of action, too, but I'd also like to see what their uselessness can accomplish when pushed. We were brought here to fix some situation that has affected their timeline... which means that they would be left alone after that, yes? So, I wonder if they are to be, what use are they enough that they wish for them to live. Interesting, interesting, wouldn't you say?

voice

[heavyhitter]

Wow, you put a lot of thought into that. I like it.

And yeah, I guess that's interesting, but that's a little farsighted for me. I'm way more interested in what kinda parties happen on the other island. I've seen this one's, it was good, now I'm ready to see what else they got.