Mmmmmmmmmm.... no!! They have four legs! And no frills... but thin, very short hair... and they're r e a l l y big! Really big! So big! Enormous! They could fall on you and crush you... it would be sad!
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Mmmmmmmmmm.... no!! They have four legs! And no frills... but thin, very short hair... and they're r e a l l y big! Really big! So big! Enormous! They could fall on you and crush you... it would be sad!