text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

wow?!

[nichocolatine]

I steal information, not swans
Also, I don't steal

[ it's not stealing if you get paid for it, right? right. ]

dealwithitrinversion.gif

[defenceless]

[if someone pays him to steal her swan, he's still getting killed.]

Don't spread the information, either.

snaps her thighhighs >:'c

[nichocolatine]

Kinda got that from the private feed, yeah

[ c'mon rin give him some credit... ]

lewd, badou

[defenceless]

[no]

My golden swan laid a golden egg.

no ur 2 young

[nichocolatine]

[ what a rude ]

Well shit
I mean — not that that matters here or anything
But if it did, you'd be rollin' in it

yeah she's jailbait in fact right

[defenceless]

What? They don't take gold?!

[clearly the most important consideration here is whether or not the deer people will accept her gold.]

ye he has other reasons to be in jail tyvm

[nichocolatine]

Hell if I know I just assumed
I mean
Considering they ain't even concerned about regular trading
If they spent all this time depending on their magic to get shit done

[ but the greater question here is: ]

What're ya tryina buy anyway?

like what

[defenceless]

Gold is simply valuable to have on hand...

...p..eeping............. LOOK IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

[nichocolatine]

I mean if ya like shiny things I guess
Gimme a holler if ya ever find a cigarette-laying swan, though
I'd cash that one in real quick

>_> sure... also i guess i'll forget to put my tags in the correct font asjdhak i'm sorry

[defenceless]

Smoking is a worthless habit that degrades your health.

[nichocolatine]

Guess that means I get dibs on it

[ tell him how you really feel, rin ]

wow i was gonna say, what a joke tag

[defenceless]

You get dibs on an early death. Congratulations.

one day it will be real

[nichocolatine]

[ he just LAUGHS. ]

If I'm dying early, it ain't because of some smoke.

that will be the day badou dies

[defenceless]

I know. It'll probably be from roasting in the belly of a giant dragon or drowning in a typhoon.

A guy like you must have too many death risks to count.

it'll be a long time coming tbh

[nichocolatine]

Hey now what makes you think I ain't some upstanding citizen who enjoys a nice, quiet life?

[defenceless]

That's a laugh.

[nichocolatine]

Yeah you're a real delight yourself

[defenceless]

Who are you, anyway? What's your name?

Are you a new recruit, or something?

[nichocolatine]

Badou Nails, information broker extraordinaire, at yer service!

[ so new ]

[defenceless]

What kind of last name is "Nails"...?

[oh, boy. whatever.]

There's also not a lot of information to market around here, unless you want to end up creamed by a stronger recruit.

1/2

[nichocolatine]

Dunno
What kinda name is Tohsaka

[ toe sucker???? ]

2/3

[nichocolatine]

Anyway don't insult my professionalism

3/3

[nichocolatine]

95% of the time I don't even get caught!

[defenceless]

[don't insert your lewdness into badou's internal brackets]

So, what are you going to be doing around here? Spying on deer? Searching for the latest scoop?

[nichocolatine]

[ wow my lewdness is right at home with your lewdness, tyvm! ]

Frankly, I ain't got no clue. S'what I did, yanno? But they ain't exactly forthcoming with the shit you gotta do.