text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

Comments

[defenceless]

[wow, gilgamesh, she knows you aren't that not-horny...]

If this is your way of getting me to wear something amazingly cute so you can drool all over it when you see me, you really need to improve. Since when have you ever been shy about what you want...? Are you lusting after me or hoping to win my favor?

[it's a trick question, she knows the answer to one of the two.]

[babbylon]

[Urk!!]

I am not being shy! I cannot even grasp the concept of it! Wear whatever you want, then, I don't care! Devil woman!

[defenceless]

Devil woman...

[/snerk

the pause just carries,

forever

and ever.]

Oh, I see. You're one of those.

[babbylon]

NO!

[...whatever it is. Whatever it is, he isn't one of those.]

[defenceless]

[it's okay. she'll enlighten him.]

—You're a man who gets turned on by being made to suffer.

Look at it, you're just standing there and taking the abuse.

Well, that just means I chose an expertly suited "reward" for you.

[babbylon]

I'll kill you if you so much as step on me.

[That was a Strangely Specific Threat.]

[defenceless]

[Oh My God yeah it was]

D-Don't talk about your sick kinks!

[babbylon]

[Oh My God is right. He's hanging up now before he digs himself an even deeper grave.]

[defenceless]

[no]

Don't forget about my gold, either.

[babbylon]

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[Translation: ffffffffffffffffine.]