text 💎 un: Tohsaka Rin

[defenceless]

If anyone knows how to melt gold, get in contact with me.

[because someone lost her fire powers. yep, that's it. for the most part...

but a brief addition to the message appears a second later.]

If your suggestion is to make something phallic out of it, feel free to still reply. That way I'll know who to mark for execution.

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[defenceless]

A present... Look, don't stress yourself out over it, okay?

It's a date where my date can't touch me at any point, so it will at least be interesting. I'm hoping.

[boneafide]

OH NO, I ALREADY KNOW WHAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU! WORRY NOT, THE GREAT PAPYRUS ALWAYS HAS A PLAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE PLAN IS GETTING PEOPLE THINGS.

...LIKE, AS A CHALLENGE, OR IS THIS A PLATONIC DATE?

[defenceless]

A challenge. But don't get the wrong idea, he's not my boyfriend or anything. I'm challenging him to make him suffer as much as possible, so every time he thinks filthy things he stews in his own frustration and never recovers.

[boneafide]

THAT SOUNDS... A LITTLE MANIPULATIVE, BUT ALRIGHT! I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

[defenceless]

Thank you, Papyrus.

Take care.

[heed the message that rin tohsaka emasculates men]