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Dagny ([personal profile] dagnyology) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-05-14 07:00 pm

VIDEO -> TEXT. UN: DAGNY.

[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ゚▽゚)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you


[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]
perma_banned: (best son)

[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-05-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't have to kill their enemies near to extinction~.

[Ban offered King a shrug.]

Let them deal with their sins like the rest of us.

--he says it as the guy who watched it burn to the ground.]
agrizzlysin: (what'chu do to my sister?)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-21 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Touche.

It's here and now that something happens which does not happen very often. King nods in complete agreement with the Fox's Sin of Greed.
]

They brought this on themselves. We're just the messengers.

So at least try to do something useful before they send your ashes out to sea.
perma_banned: (crack pop)

[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-05-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows~? We might actually pull it off--crazy as it souuuunds.

[Ban offered King a wide, lazy sneer.

To anyone who knew him long enough, it would be clear his heart wasn't in it.]


Course, if we lose, there probably won't be much left of us to be sent out after all.
agrizzlysin: (but at least i got to beat up captain)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-26 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like we have much choice.

[Ban's sneer is met only with a deepening frown, a semi-amused grimace turned contemplative gloom. Their odds really don't sound great, but it's not as if that's ever stopped them before. It's because of how uncertain their immediate future is that King makes a promise despite himself.]

In that case... I'll have to make sure you don't die.
perma_banned: (hella bored v2)

[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-05-26 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Usually, Ban would blow King off with a jeer or a taunt. This time, he simply stared at him as if trying to understand something fundamental about him.

He already knew what the problem was. It was unavoidable.]


You still wanna try to babysit me?
agrizzlysin: (i may be a fairy but i can still troll)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-05-29 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to say you don't need it?
perma_banned: (but making a good case for it)

[personal profile] perma_banned 2016-06-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. Your annoying crying would just distract me from my mission, King Baby~.
agrizzlysin: (king cerberus will maim you with spaz)

[personal profile] agrizzlysin 2016-06-13 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
You know I'm not-! [LKJASKLDFJKJHA] Just don't get beaten to a pulp, and I won't have to distract you from anything!