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[ Dagny's face appears on the network. Behind her are snowy plains, where small gnomes are jumping and playing. Her face is flushed from the cold, but she smiles. ]

Hello! I hope you're all doing well! The Timeline has finally computed your mission objective — sorry it took so long! Sometimes he gets a little slow. Now, I know he may seem— different, but he's always been correct! Just... ah, be careful when talking to him? He's a learning machine, and all he really knows is about missions, so sometimes he says some strange things when he goes off topic. But don't worry! He tries his best. I'll connect you to him now.

TIMELINE.EXE IS PROGRAMMED TO RELEASE MISSION PARAMETERS. MISSION OBSERVATION IS COMPLETE AND RESULTS FOR MISSION: Nalawi ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Hello World ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ Take the hassle and confusion out of the
Mission,
Try this One Weird Trick!

To help NALAWI, you will need to DEFEAT the GODDESS NALANNI so the energy can return to the world.* In doing so, the people of NALAWI will LOSE THEIR POWERS but the world will continue on. If this objective is not reached, NALAWI will BURN OUT PREMATURELY.

*NOTE FROM TIMELINE.EXE: Giant squid of the Sea, too
2 or 0 Not 1! Thank you

[OOC NOTE: This will serve as an IC discussion post. The OOC discussion post is here!]

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[There hadn't been any paranoia in Ban when it came to their mission details. He wasn't at all confident he could kill a goddess, but it didn't seem to matter. He didn't feel a lick of fear.

After all, the prospect of potentially dying felt like an added bonus.

Admittedly, he had no inclination to share his deluded plan with the one guy who would eagerly look to stop him.]

Alriiight~! I'll bring some drinks and we can head to the beach!

[Well, one of the hundreds of them.]

Drinks?

[Oh boy. Okay. More drinking. WHOOOOO.]

I would prefer... anything but wine.

[Papyrus expertly flung himself past one trap and directly into another one.]

Ohhh, that's easy! I've got somethin' better than wine, after aaaall~!

Oh, okay! That should be fine!

[Poor, innocent Papyrus.]

[Ban raised his arms--or rather, tossed them up--and hollered. Since he was alone, no one was caught off guard by the sudden expression.

A tree's palm leaves may have been ruffled a little, but that also could have been the wind.]

I'm by the docks~! Where we had the shark hunting conteeeest~!

[ Isn't it dangerous to be drinking so much by the water? What if they fell in?? Oh well. ]

I'LL BE THERE SOON!!

[It would be bad for anyone who didn't want to die!

So, Ban loved it.]

! [He didn't say anything--Ban just made that stupid squeal happen like he always did when he was excited.]

[OOC: HANDWAVE? Papyrus woke up the next day covered in a sweaty albino giant?]

[ And then Papyrus woke up the next day covered in a sweaty albino giant. This is becoming something that happens... a lot. They probably have typical cuddling positions at this point. ]

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