Will somebody please think of the children

[asscan]

[The stars are out and the moon is bright overhead. Laedo's bulk is mostly hidden from view in this video broadcast, just an inhuman face with long ears, a spray of arcing horns rolling down his spine, and a countenance like a big, sullen cat. Good luck getting rest, if you've finally managed to get to sleep. His voice doesn't rumble with the same resonance as it would have in person, but it's bigger than a human's, and deeper. There's a bit of an abrasive guttural rumble like a motorcycle in idle behind the sharper of his words.]

Who among you have spoken to the goddesses in question to be put on the gallows?

[Evan, if he winds up getting flayed for outing himself here, he's taking you with him.]

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[dbag]

[ He doesn't actually care about the Nalawi or the murder of Nalanni, but a job's a job. Shrugging, he says, ] All right.

[ Being a glorified usher hardly seems difficult, even if he doesn't get on well with the Nalawi. He figures he might as well get something out of this mission, even if it's not a mountain of cash. ]

Tell me when to do it, and I'll do it. In the meantime, I'll find something for you to... do your thing on.

[asscan]

Make it something you want to keep on you. It won't do to leave a charm off your body if you expect it to do anything for you.

And you will know. It will likely be soon, given the way the fools are gathering to beat their chests.

[dbag]

Okay, well, that's vague and ominous. Anyway, can you do your thing on the jewelputers? [ He remembers that's a dumb term only he uses, so he clarifies: ] The jewelry.

[ can u do it on his sweet man-ring ]

[asscan]

[Laedo's ears go back in confusion for a few moments, until he gets the clarification, and then he sighs.]

Possibly. I had no opportunity to tease their spells from them in my time at Oska, and now I can barely convert between magic and the physical, let alone look into the center of a highly complex talisman. You'd best choose a second option, just in the event of a conflict.

[dbag]

Okay, okay, I'll figure it out. I'll contact you when I've got something, so... see ya.