voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

Comments

[heavyhitter]

Okay, see, we don't do magic bullshit in my world. We're more into science and logic and stuff.

[perma_banned]

I dunno the difference between science and magic. You're supposed to understand one of 'em, right?

[The thing was--he couldn't understand much of either.]

[heavyhitter]

Yeah, anyone can prove and work science. Only wizards and shit can do magic. Thus, bullshit.

[perma_banned]

I can use magic. I'm not a wizard or anythin'.

It ain't the best magic, though.

[heavyhitter]

Okay, you've got shitty magic. I can't do any fucking magic, so there's proving my point for me.

[perma_banned]

Yeah, but I got magic. Your points stupid.

[heavyhitter]

Ban, you're killing me. No wonder your dumb ass can't tell the difference between science and magic.

[perma_banned]

[Ban squinted, flicking the gem around his neck that had been broadcasting him. The screen shot up with a little static.]

They ain't the same type of thiiing~. You can use magic. You can't use science.

[heavyhitter]

Uh, maybe you can't, if you're some kinda physics-defying abnormality. I use it all the time.

[perma_banned]

It ain't something you use! It's just somethin' you study, ain't it? Like, you can't hit somebody in the face with math or anything.

[heavyhitter]

Nah, it's broader. You study it, use it, and make shit with it. And anyone could do that, with the right set up.