voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

Comments

[heavyhitter]

Come on, how do you think I got really good at tours? I wasn't showing myself around.

[sheriffing]

Then how about you give me the tour sometime? Most of what I know of this place is accidental.

[heavyhitter]

Quick question, do I get to flirt with you while I do it? Because no tour's complete without flirting. It's essential.

[sheriffing]

Is that what makes you such a good guide?

[heavyhitter]

I'm not discounting it as a possibility.

[sheriffing]

Here I thought it was your knowledge of Oska.

[heavyhitter]

I'm gonna go with 40/60. Maybe 35/65.

[ which part being which seems less important to identify ]

[sheriffing]

Are you going to tell me the breakdown, or am I supposed to guess?

[heavyhitter]

Come on, like I'm gonna spoil the surprise like that?

[sheriffing]

I don't know what I was thinking.

[heavyhitter]

I know, right. We all have our moments to be a dumbass. Anyway, meet you on the front steps in 20 minutes?