voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

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[heavyhitter]

Okay, that'd be impossible. [ a beat ] But for real, how do you use spears without snapping them?

[aspearation]

Uh. Magic spears?? They don't break! And if they do, you just have more of them!

[ But they don't break so?? ]

[heavyhitter]

Shit, I guess there's that. Magic weapons. Kinda goes with Loki's thing... [ She trails off, then sighs. ] This sucks. How does anyone just pick a speciality?

[aspearation]

I'll tell you how!

[ Oh boy, here she goes. ]

First... first you have some tea! I don't know what the tea does? Just drink some freakin' tea! [ Thanks, Asgore. ] Then you think long and hard about how you wanna fight. Do you want to stay far away? Get in real close? Are you fast, are you slow? Then you pick whatever works with that!

[heavyhitter]

Wow, alright, that's gonna narrow it down. Earl Gray, you think? Or chai?