heavyhitter: you traded me away long gone (with a shower of yeahs and whatevers)
ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-06-21 02:26 pm

voice, @TARANTO

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]
heelies: (( shepherd of the people ))

[personal profile] heelies 2016-07-22 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I must admit that such a temperament we have in common, you and I.

[There exists a whole poem, 15,000 lines long, describing what happens one time when he gets mad.]

Thus I shall try to remember that just as certain matters spark so easily the flame of anger within my breast, so too are there matters which lights your fury thus.