voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

Comments

[kikoku]

... I suppose some of that makes sense.
[But he has little more to offer on that topic so...]

How are your feet? Even if you mostly ignored my instructions I'd imagine they'd be almost fully healed by now.

[heavyhitter]

Everything I say makes sense, I'm always perfectly sensical.

And they're fine, not even thinking about them. Having shoes really kinda helped.

[kikoku]

You were running around on severely damaged feet, you can't claim to always be perfectly sensical, you're obviously an emotional person.

[heavyhitter]

I've never been influenced by an emotion in my life. [ haha. she doesn't even try to make it sound convincing. ] Point is, though, good as new. Better than new, since I got my powers back. You won't see that shit happening again, ever.

[kikoku]

[He can tell it's a obvious lie, but surely she expects him to with that tone, so he doesn't even comment on THAT part.]

Super strength won't prevent you from getting injured, the last time I checked. You could at least try and take the lesson of trying to be more careful away from this.

[heavyhitter]

Maybe not, but the invulnerability really helps.

[kikoku]

... [UGH]

Well obviously I didn't know you had that too. Though it explains your cavalier attitude toward your previous injuries.

[heavyhitter]

[ boy she loves winning arguments with information not readily available to all parties, it's the best ]

Nah, I'm just not a wuss. That part's all me, not the super powers.

[kikoku]

Recklessly risking infection is not the same as "not being a wuss." You're lucky I didn't have to saw your feet off!

[He would've done it, too. Because he didn't have his abilities at hand to forcibly remove the infection. Because pirate magic.]