voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

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[winces]

[ no... don't do this to her.................. ]

U-Um.. yes. He is very handsome... [ QUICK! DEFLECT! ] A-And talented! Did you know he plays the lyre?

[heavyhitter]

Oh, yeah? Does he do it shirtless?

[winces]

Um... I guess he could, if you asked him?

[heavyhitter]

No, does he. It's better if you just find it out in the wild.

[winces]

—oh. Um... [ nervously glances around. ]

I'm sure he does... at least sometimes? He certainly is not ashamed of his body.

[heavyhitter]

I know, right? And rightfully so. It should probably be illegal for bodies like that to have shirts on 'em.

[winces]

[ she can't help but blush even further at that. how can she even argue, tbh... ]

H-He is lovely to look at, yes...