voice, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

So we got a buncha old fashioned guys who are used to swinging around swords all the time and stuff, right? It seems like it, I can't go 20 feet without tripping over someone that's never seen a minipad before. God, would it kill that rift stuff to start taking more people from the modern era?

Anyway, point is I need one of you guys — or, hell, a buncha you guys — to start teaching. I've got some students in mind, foremost being me, because the training room here doesn't cut it if you've never even seen a fucking sword before. And if anyone else sucks at medieval stuff too lemme know, we'll make it a whole party.

Achilles and Koltira, you guys are my top medieval guys that know what you're doing, don't you fucking ignore this.

[ a beat ]

Also, I've got this little super strength issue where I might break any weapons I try and use, so... there's that, too. Still working on that obstacle. Any ideas, lemme know.


[ ooc: here's a planning post for teaching stuff!! ]

Comments

[respired]

[ WITHOUT PAUSING FOR EVEN A SECOND ]

Yes.

[ because you are lazy ]

But you do not need a gentle teacher. What weapon have you settled on?

[heavyhitter]

Wow, fuck off, I wanna do this. No point in bothering with a teacher who's gonna be halfassed about it.

[ but she can't be too pissed because she is, after all, super lazy. ]

Anyway, I got archery covered... I'm thinking like a, hookblade or a flail sword, or... a normal sword. That part's a work in progress.

[respired]

Rest assured. When you are with me, you will work.

[ He's not bothered by her salty talk, either. With Ramir, at least, he understands it's merely how she speaks. ]

Find a weapon. Come to me when you are ready.

[heavyhitter]

Yeah, alright. Won't be too long. [ a beat ] Do you want anything? Like, for payment?

[respired]

No. Your progression is payment enough.

[heavyhitter]

Oh.

Well, okay, thanks. But lemme know if you need any favors done.