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[nishishi]

[The first image you'll get to see on this particular video feed is pretty much a scenic view of someone's nostrils. The individual responsible for such a sight is trying his damndest to figure out how the hell this thing works, how you can send messages or even videos on something that's very pointedly NOT shaped like a snail, and how you even know if it was working or not.

Eventually it seems like he's stopped caring, or decided that on sheer force of will alone that it's working. Because the feed pulls back and you can see this very 'good dog' expression on a very simple-looking man. A scar under his eye, and a rather ratty old straw hat perched atop his head.]

The food's really good here! And I wasn't even yelled at when I ate a lot, either, and I like that. [The feast at the festival hadn't been the most fun, but who needed fun when there was food involved.]

An' yanno what? I don't like being away from my crew an' home, but if there's an adventure--Nihihi, then I guess I don't mind stayin'! around! [And then that 'good dog' expression melts, as if exposed to heat very suddenly. A frown on his face.]

But I don't like this uniform! The arms are too long! I don't have any mobility at all, so I ended up tearin' the sleeves outta them, see? [Look at the mess he's made.] Ne... I guess if anyone's got a needle an' thread, I can try to fix them myself...

...Where's Nami...

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[nishishi]

Saaaaaanjiii, I tried fixing it for myself! [He absolutely whines, you should be used to this.] That's how I got into this mess in the first place! [He flaps his torn coat uselessly, as if doing so would fix it.

Man.

If only Kin'emon was here, he could just poof him new clothes just like that, no worries.

But look how quick he recovers when he brings up the other crew.]

Nishishi. Zoro's gonna' yell really loud when he hears about all the fun we're gonna' have without him!!! Franky too, I can just hear him bellowing....!

[diablejambe]

Then you should learn to do it better, instead of trying to bother Nami-san with it!

[He is absolutely used to the whining. That's why he responds to it with yelling, like a good crew mate.]

If they're too lazy to get up and follow us here, they deserve to miss out. [Sanji, you all fell through a rift it's not like it was a choice wth]

You at that shitty kitchen, still?

[nishishi]

[God do you ever stop bitching, your captain is just going to fixate him with a childish, grumpy look mixed with hunching his shoulders and snorting in a non-commital way. He's not going to reply to THAT, but instead...]

Yeah, Lazy! And yeah, I am. You really don't like the food here at all, huh?
It's not as good as yours at all, but food's food in a pinch.

[diablejambe]

[When has he ever stopped bitching he's been yelling at you and Usopp and Zoro since day one.]

The food's fine. [He waves it off, although he is grinning a bit at the praise.

Even if he knows for a goddamn fact that Luffy would eat a sea urchin whole if someone put it in front of him.] It's the fact that it keeps shoving food out for no reason.

[THERE'S SO MUCH WASTE HAPPENING IN THERE, LUFFY. IT'S HORRIBLE.]

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[nishishi]

...

Haa?

Shoving food out? Like...

[Are they constantly serving it, or...

His expression sours, anyway.]

What a waste!

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[nishishi]

....maybe I should eat it all.

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[diablejambe]

Like it produces new food every time you turn around. And no one even thought about the leftovers from the feast. Half of what I saw left over doesn't keep, and the other--

[diablejambe]

NO! NO, YOU SHOULDN'T!!

[Be glad he's not near enough to kick you, you idiot.]

[nishishi]

[He got yelled at. He makes a face at Sanji. Why do all of you hate fun, jesus.]

It's convenient but still a waste. WHY CAN'T I EAT IT if it's just gonna' go to--

Huh, maybe you should offer to cook for everyone instead.