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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-28 03:25 pm

VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****
whatshimadayou: (cuz fuck you)

audio; un: okami

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-28 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The third one.
flashbanging: deep down, you might like what i've found (come closer)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-28 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Aw, right away. He holds up his hands. ]

Ah, ya got me. Congrats. Sorry, though--no prizes.
whatshimadayou: (whatchu want girl)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-28 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[it was a little easy for him to conclude]

A shame that you have nothing for me. I should have expected it.
flashbanging: but my color comes back (paint me in a corner)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-28 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MEAN AS A SNAKE, but he just laughs. ]

Well, now. What're you in the market for?
whatshimadayou: (well all right)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts. He sounds amused.]

What do you mean?
flashbanging: miracles are just too damn hard to find (preacher man can't save a soul like mine)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-28 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.

[ He taps his chin, as if deep in thought. ]

Tell you what. Once we get on back to home base, I'll let you try some good ol' fashioned sweet tea. How's that for a prize?
whatshimadayou: http://lizcoshow.tumblr.com/ (wolfish grin)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-28 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you try old fashioned green tea in return.
flashbanging: deep down, you might like what i've found (come closer)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ did he just walk into a trap ]

I'm gonna guess that it ain't so sweet.
whatshimadayou: http://lizcoshow.tumblr.com/ (wolfish grin)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[yes]

Not traditionally.
flashbanging: they all know our name (now these towns)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ god damn it ]

All right, darlin'. I'll drink a cup. But you got to drink a whole glass of sweet tea. Deal?
whatshimadayou: http://lizcoshow.tumblr.com/ (okay but we could do with more booze)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-29 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Hanzo grins sharply.]

It is a deal.

I will ensure the tea is prepared as I would drink it.
flashbanging: and i can't deny (bad company)

[personal profile] flashbanging 2016-07-29 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ which means he's gonna wanna die, probably ]

I'll do the same.

[ HOPE YOU LIKE SUGAR, SUGAR ]
whatshimadayou: http://lizcoshow.tumblr.com/ (wolfish grin)

[personal profile] whatshimadayou 2016-07-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[HHH SOUNDS GROSS TBH]

Understood.