VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[whatshimadayou]

[Oh, you look too smug. Damn it]

Because they are extinct. [says the man who can summon spirit dragons]

[twinpeak]

[ Smug, indeed! This is already proving to be fun. ]

Most of them. Would you believe me if I said some managed to stay preserved over millions of years?

[whatshimadayou]

[Hanzo debates for a moment, then sighs. He will indulge.]

I would be suspicious, but encourage you to tell me your tale.

[twinpeak]

[ You're not blamed for being skeptical there, Hanzo. Dipper would almost feel the same, once upon a time. ]

Okay, so a pterodactyl kidnapped my sister's pet pig one day, right? So we went after it and chased it down this creepy cave, and there were a bunch of dinosaurs trapped in a lot of tree sap! But the summer had been so hot it started to melt, and that's how they all started escaping.

It was pretty insane but we did get her pig back.

[whatshimadayou]

...What a relief about the pig.

[Hanzo is downright tempted to say that this kid just has a very active imagination, but if he believes it's a fact...

He sighs. Okay sure whatever.]

And what is this about time travel?

[twinpeak]

Oh, that. Me and my sister may have stolen a time traveler's time traveling device once. Twice, actually.

[whatshimadayou]

Twice.

You and your sibling sound as if you have gotten up to many unusual situations.

[twinpeak]

You have no idea, man.

[whatshimadayou]

I really do not. It is a little difficult to be certain of what you say.

[twinpeak]

You're on a different planet carrying a baby alien around and I sound implausible to you?

[whatshimadayou]

[Hanzo is about to say something, but

all right

the kid has a point.

He exhales.]

All right.

What other unusual things have you experienced?

[twinpeak]

Hah! Where do I begin? Living wax statues, an all knowing mailbox, gnomes, ghosts, an underground spaceship, a shapeshifter... Really, I could go on.