VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[winces]

[ ?! ]

H-How did I ruin it?! I followed the rules!

[perma_banned]

You were giggling like a dope. [MISERLY DISPOSITION]

C'moooon, stop ruining the game for everybody!

[winces]

I-I was not!! I held it in!

[perma_banned]

That's what you call holding it in?

You should check your pants a little more often ♪.

[winces]

[ jfmlasksdjasldjaslk??! ]

M-Must you be so rude every time?!

[perma_banned]

I'm just calling you ouuuuut~. It's rude to call me stupid by lying like that too, you know.

[He looked aside, feigning a pained expression.]

[winces]

[ what is even happening ]</small I-I never called you stupid!?

[perma_banned]

You were treating me like I had no sense... [It barely came out as a whisper, which seemed wouldn't escape his lips, anyway.

Ban looked troubled.]

[winces]

I know a four year old from East Ferox that's a better actor than you. [ she just rolls her eyes. ]

Something like this wouldn't hurt your feelings, [ what little of them you have... ] especially not from someone who's barely in your radar.

[ so stop insulting the good name of theater! ]

[perma_banned]

[Ban sighed and shrugged, turning properly to face the feed and grin.]

Can you really blame me? I'm bored as all get-out and it's only getting worse~. I might even get into my old habit of playing praaanks ♪.

[winces]

[ she eyes him dubiously. ]

Are you trying to tell me you've stopped?

[perma_banned]

You'll know when I'm in the right spirit.

[Said flatly, despite his expression. Ban's sneer told stories.

King would probably writhe in agony simply remembering a few of those pranks.]