VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[selfimage]

There is something far more important at stake here than—ah, fine. Three is the falsehood.

Now tell me of your juggling.

[iomnic]

Ah.

[ Well this is unfortunate. ]

I do not like juggling. That was the lie.

[selfimage]

I find myself sorely disappointed.

[ sore loser, didn't even get to see juggling. ]

[iomnic]

I apologize. I did not think anyone would be so ... captivated with my potential juggling.

[ Seriously, did not see that coming. ]

[selfimage]

Have you thought about giving it a try?

[iomnic]

I can juggle. I simply do not like to.

Do you not have something you can do, but do not like to?

[selfimage]

I can make coffee, but I'd—you know—not.

So, do you try it with all your arms?

[iomnic]

Yes. It is like that. Except I will make coffee.

I do not. The additional arms are light projections. They do not serve a functional purpose.