VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[whatshimadayou]

[HISS HISS]

You might as well by this point!

[flashbanging]

[ ALL RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT ]

Whoa, now. Let's all settle down for a second, all right?

[whatshimadayou]

This has nothing to do with you!

[flashbanging]

[ DISAGREE ]

The hell it don't. Y'all need to relax. We're tryin' to have a nice time, here.

[whatshimadayou]

[For a moment, Hanzo just grumbles before he shuts off his line. Not that McCree can't just watch him brood or be angry but he hangs up on you anyway.]

[flashbanging]

[ Oh, for God's sake.

BE THAT WAY, JACKASS. ]