VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[twinpeak]

Okay, but if they're going to sacrifice bunnies, it's gotta be a cult. It's definitely creepy enough to be a cult thing. Do gangs even do that?

[dbag]

I don't know, do I look like I've ever been in a gang? But. For the purposes of this story, let's say the gang-slash-cult was doing that.

[twinpeak]

Alright, alright, a gang-slash-cult. Sounds good enough to me.

[dbag]

Okay, next order of business: 'gult' or 'cang'?

[twinpeak]

—Seriously? Both of those sound kinda lame.

[dbag]

Yeah, you're right.

...Gant? Culg??

[twinpeak]

Just stick with gang-slash-cult, dude. More of a mouthful, but trust me, your dignity will thank you for it later.

[dbag]

...Nah, I'll figure a better name out. There is definitely something more elegant than gang-slash-cult out there. I mean, there has to be, that's the least elegant term in the world.

[twinpeak]

True. Either way, their group is going to need an official name, too. They all have one! And you have to know at least that much if they're going to be a rival gang.

[dbag]

Okay, okay, uh. [ This is so much pressure, why is Dipper better at thinking fake stories through than he is?? He has way more years of experience, this isn't fair. ] The... Order... of the... Red-Eyed Cobra... Temple. I mean, that kind of sounds like a badass cult that carries around shivs, right?

[twinpeak]

—Yeah, you nailed it! That's perfect. Just think about all the creepy imagery you could get from a name like that.

[dbag]

Yeah! Yeah. Like, at the beginning of the movie, the beginning credits, we can show an actual red-eyed cobra, and everyone'll be like, ooh, what does that mean? That looks mysterious, I'm gonna keep watching. It's an attention-grabber.

[ When did this become a movie, who knows... ]

[twinpeak]

[ When did this become a movie. ]

Would you really make a movie about how you got your arm mauled off?