VIDEO. UN: LOKI

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[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

NOTE | Feel free to threadjack if that's your thing!! :****

Comments

[iomnic]

[ She will probably be very disappointed to learn the extra arms are intangible. This whole post is full of Zenyatta disappointing people. ]

It has been requested of me more times than I think it is normally asked of others. It may have to do with the orbs.

[ Being surrounded by floating orbs all the time seems to give people the impression he does nothing more than float around juggling. Which maybe, yes, if he was also dressed like a clown. ]

[zipped]

[ we all believed in you, zenyatta... our juggling eight armed, friend.. ]

They probably couldn't help themselves. [ by the sound of Tracer's voice, her too. ] I bet here too, yeah?

[iomnic]

[ He understands if she can't help herself. She's so excited and entertained about nearly anything, even something as simple as juggling must have been fun-sounding in theory. ]

Now that I have brought it to attention...

[ By bringing it up at all in this post... ]

Yes, here too.

[zipped]

[ There's a laugh at that. ]

Gotta admit, I was sorely tempted myself! [ But she refrained! Though does that still count admitting it now-- ]

[iomnic]

You as well...

[ Why does everyone suddenly want to see him juggle!! ]

I assure you, I am not that good at it. You are not missing much.

[zipped]

Bet the squidges would love it though!

[ Tracer stop trying to persuade the peace monk to juggle. ]

[iomnic]

I am sure they would be entertained with any other number of skills we have.

[ I W I L L N O T J U G G L E. ]

[zipped]

Fair enough! You should see when I play "blink" with them, oh they get so tickled happy!

[ In a dream faraway, he will juggle... maybe someday... ]

[iomnic]

Ah. "Blink?"

[ Never heard of that game before.

Also, he probably will juggle, some day. It's inevitable. Genji has made it a mission of his now. Tracer could probably help the effort. ]