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nerd baby ([personal profile] selfimage) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-07-28 03:25 pm

VIDEO. UN: LOKI

[ the sound of the wind storm hollows dully against the cave walls. Loki's squidge, Bacon, can half be seen crawling in the confines of his tacky green jacket and over his knee from where he sits, sometimes ducking and squeaking when a particularly large gust hits. to keep it from screaming, Loki offers his fingers absently, which the little squidge pulls on with its pudgy arms before ducking low again. ]

Hello there, it seems like we'll be waiting this out for some time considering the weather-type circumstances. While we're all rotting away, etcetera etcetera, I thought we could amuse ourselves with a game. A little bit of team bonding funtimes, so to say. [ he twists a dark nailed hand in the air, gesturing. ]

Soo—oo ... it's called Two Truths and a Lie. How do you play? Glad you asked, it's simple! Give two true statements about yourself and add a lie to the mix, shake it up then toss it out there and see if your team members know you well enough to spot the lie.

Usually this is done with copious amounts of alcohol, but we're lacking at the moment. [ pause. ] But—ah—you could always enjoy the satisfaction of being right. It's not like we're doing much else.

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[personal profile] dbag 2016-07-29 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to be ungentlemanly, but I sort them by how dirty they are.

—Just kidding, I don't. I don't do that. I mean, it would be a nightmare, organization-wise. You'd have to come up with some sort of scoring system to quantify the dirtiness.
figureitout: (◐ and disappear in the trees)

[personal profile] figureitout 2016-07-31 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow. w o w.

He huffs out a laugh, though, so, success??
]

Yeah, I mean, how would you even do that? One point per innuendo made?

[ He pauses to think, and... ] Actually, let's. Let's just cut this conversation right here.
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[personal profile] dbag 2016-08-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ A long pause... wherein he actually considers the logistics of a dirtiness scoring system. Why does he now feel the urge to come up with one that would work??? He doesn't get any love letters, it would be so pointless. Also, it's weird. ]

...Yeah. I guess we probably shouldn't be known as the guys who tried to make an innuendo scoring scale.
figureitout: (◐ lays behind the hills)

[personal profile] figureitout 2016-08-06 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... actually, there's probably a lot of things worse than that. But not a lot. Definitely not enough.

[ Not enough in Audentes for them to be able to shake this off.... so. Right. No innuendo scoring scale. ]